Stupid Is As Stupid Does...

[BullGear]

Lets see, what could possibly go wrong? Lets tie money to a helium filled balloon as a birthday present.

Woman 'blown away' after balloon with birthday money floats off

A woman was literally blown away when she opened a birthday gift containing more than $100 in cash attached to a helium balloon that floated off.

www.foxnews.com

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

Happy birthday to somebody

 

[Animal357]

They should have put a charge in there so it blew up as it floated away so we knew which of the 332 genders the money was.

 

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If I was rich that is exactly the type of gift I would give to people I hated.....


Hey I got you $100....oh by the way fuck you lol

 

[Son of Dorn]

Isn't one of the most important lessons you learn as a child "Don't let the balloon go"? Woman's dumb for letting it go, mom's dumb for not attaching a weight to the string so that $100+ won't go floating off in the wind like it's Mary Poppins.