super bragging time...

[oneshot86]

i couldnt pick my son up today and bring him back to the nursery, wanna know why???

he snagged a job selling christmas trees, super great.
he is 16 a junior in HS and guess how much dough he earned this week so far...
homeboy is at 1300 bucks and its still noon, HA. a chip of the old block i tell ya.
he is the revised version of me, fuck words and attitude fazed out.

i couldnt be more proud

 

[2ndamendfan]

Damn, $1300 for selling trees. Is he on some kind of commission vs hourly.

Great job.

 

[vh20]

"Hell, that ain't no tree. Now this - THIS HERE'S a tree!"

 

[Spblademaker]

Those trees filled with weed?

 

[Cheyenne Bodie]

The holidays used to be 110% hustle for me as a kid, that shit drops off quick after December.

 

[oneshot86]

Damn, $1300 for selling trees. Is he on some kind of commission vs hourly.

Great job.

10 an hour plus tips, yesterday he made 68 in tips, hell our 9 year old made 40 something for tips for loading firewood in half a day here

 

[Yaremkiv]

Those trees filled with weed?

No officer, they be baby christmas trees?

 

[Jscb1b]

No officer, they be baby christmas trees?

I got the munchies!

 

[Snipe260]

Those trees filled with weed?

They just look like their flocked??

 

[jungle45]

"Hell, that ain't no tree. Now this - THIS HERE'S a tree!"

Yeah you don't want one of them Balsams!

 

[MtnCreek]

He learned from the man that can sell firewood to Floridians. How do you sell firewood to Floridians?

Oneshot's backup plan in case there's an ice age: Sell them fuckers ice. :-D

 

[oneshot86]

Selling firewood was an accident, really.
Back in 05, everything got expensive.

We always could have made our own firewood, but for 45 a face cord, why?
It went up to a hundred and something, so we bought a splitter.

Me, being the go overboard, if it's worth doing its worth over doing, kind of dude I am. Especially, then, in my mid 30s, I was a machine.
I went to the ranch and brought me back 2 loads of logs, I gotta dig those pics up. Those were the film days.
Well, I cut and split that shit up and had a beaut of a pile.
As I'm patting myself on the back and drinking my life blood, natty light, for those that don't know me, guess what happened.
A car pulled in.
Guess what, and wanted to buy wood, I was like, get the fuck otta here.

Now, a salesman I am not, no way.
I don't like the back and forth talking none. I have shit available for folks if they want it, and if not, fuck off, I don't care, you want to bicker? Talk to my ole lady, now yer in real trouble, I can't even talk her into giving me an extra hotdog for chow, let alone someone trying to work a deal.

 

[BullGear]

And to think that I shoveled sidewalks for $0.50. I couldn't believe it when I finally was able to get $1 for moving snow from one spot to another.......

Congrats to your son. Now the question is, what's he going to buy with all that money???