Sorry this post is pointless but I was watching Looper last night and thought what a dismal outlook on the future but then I realized how true it was.
If I went back in time ans talked to 16 yr old me and said what today is like it would be really dismal too.
In 2013 you will have a phone that is way faster and can 10 times more than a current day super computer. You can access the internet, play actual video games, watch a whole movie, watch a whole porno, use it as a calculator, it will have every song you ever liked, ever in it, and everyone has one and no one gives a shit.
There is a a thing that works the same way, a little TV with a touch screen that is thinner than a magazine and has a full HD display ( have to explain HD) that you can watch movies on, play games, access the internet, use softare for design, is stronger and faster than any computer around now ( then) watch any porn ever made, ever and it also has all your music from ever on it... No one gives a shit in the future
Cars are awsome, there is a car that can do 267 mph and looks amazing, the camero looks incredible, the mustang ifinally looks good again, dodge brought back the charger and challenger. The toyota FJ cruiser looks like a mad max retro 4x4. There is a nissan that kicks the crap out of porche. But no one gives a shit and they all drive Subarus that still look the same as now and some crappy little POS that looks like a door stop because it gets good gas milage.
The first Black president is elected and slowly starts destroying the country with huge taxes and constitution infringement.. No one gives a shit and praise him.
There is a new drug made from allergy medicine and car batteries that makes you stay up for days and makes your teeth fall out, no one gives a shit.
Guys will be as skinny as girls and wear something called skinny jeans which is way better than the saggy pants thing btw, they will all act like super douches and have sparkley shirts and hand bags.. Chicks will love them.
No one likes guns, action movies will suck unless the same guys are in them that are in them now. Movies in general will be really bizare with tons of socially redeeming bs.
But, good news, you drive a Black Dodge Charger, you have those cool as phones and neat TV thing that you use for lots of porn and cool stuff, you have a shit load of sweet guns which you shoot a few times a week. You dont use drugs. You are built like a brick shithouse, get tons of ass cause those wimpy douches are easy to rob pooty from because they know how to act like a chick but have no idea how to treat a woman, and oh ya you know the cute chick down the street you have a crush on, after you've had your fill of strange you marry her and she's even hotter in the future.
If I went back in time ans talked to 16 yr old me and said what today is like it would be really dismal too.
In 2013 you will have a phone that is way faster and can 10 times more than a current day super computer. You can access the internet, play actual video games, watch a whole movie, watch a whole porno, use it as a calculator, it will have every song you ever liked, ever in it, and everyone has one and no one gives a shit.
There is a a thing that works the same way, a little TV with a touch screen that is thinner than a magazine and has a full HD display ( have to explain HD) that you can watch movies on, play games, access the internet, use softare for design, is stronger and faster than any computer around now ( then) watch any porn ever made, ever and it also has all your music from ever on it... No one gives a shit in the future
Cars are awsome, there is a car that can do 267 mph and looks amazing, the camero looks incredible, the mustang ifinally looks good again, dodge brought back the charger and challenger. The toyota FJ cruiser looks like a mad max retro 4x4. There is a nissan that kicks the crap out of porche. But no one gives a shit and they all drive Subarus that still look the same as now and some crappy little POS that looks like a door stop because it gets good gas milage.
The first Black president is elected and slowly starts destroying the country with huge taxes and constitution infringement.. No one gives a shit and praise him.
There is a new drug made from allergy medicine and car batteries that makes you stay up for days and makes your teeth fall out, no one gives a shit.
Guys will be as skinny as girls and wear something called skinny jeans which is way better than the saggy pants thing btw, they will all act like super douches and have sparkley shirts and hand bags.. Chicks will love them.
No one likes guns, action movies will suck unless the same guys are in them that are in them now. Movies in general will be really bizare with tons of socially redeeming bs.
But, good news, you drive a Black Dodge Charger, you have those cool as phones and neat TV thing that you use for lots of porn and cool stuff, you have a shit load of sweet guns which you shoot a few times a week. You dont use drugs. You are built like a brick shithouse, get tons of ass cause those wimpy douches are easy to rob pooty from because they know how to act like a chick but have no idea how to treat a woman, and oh ya you know the cute chick down the street you have a crush on, after you've had your fill of strange you marry her and she's even hotter in the future.
