Ten years later ...

[Veer_G]

Surgeons find 10-year-old sex toy inside woman's body | Fox News

 

[Smcarroll]

Wow you would really have to jam that hard to get it into her urethra.

 

[Mark williams]

Yep, that's proof, those Duracell battery's keep going, and going,and going .....

 

[nashlaw]

Gotta hand it to ya, Veer. Love the illustration.

 

[nashlaw]

I am not an MD, so my terminology may be incorrect, but.....

A woman told me her aunt has been wearing a colostomy bag for 10 years. According to the niece, the woman is morbidly obese and had a temporary sectioning done on her colon. She has never had the surgery to have her colon repaied.

 

[Veer_G]

Gotta hand it to ya, Veer. Love the illustration.

"Nasty, dirty, rancid green birdbath" just somehow, um, spoke to me. The protrusion in the center was just gravy on top.

 

[nashlaw]

Gravy..... killin' me.