Maggie’s The #2 pencil

[FIREMEDIC27]

Little Mary Margaret was not the best student in Catholic School .. Usually she slept through the class.
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> One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sleeping. 'Tell me Mary Margaret, who created the universe?'
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> When Mary Margaret didn't stir, little Johnny who was her friend sitting behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear
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> 'God Almighty!' shouted Mary Margaret.
> The Nun said, 'Very good' and continued teaching her class.
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> A little later the Nun asked Mary Margaret, 'Who is our Lord and Savior?'
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> But Mary didn't stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to her rescue and stuck Mary Margaret in the butt.
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> 'Jesus Christ!!!' shouted Mary Margaret and the Nun once again said, 'Very good,' and Mary Margaret fell back asleep.
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> The Nun asked her a third question..'What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'
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> Again, Johnny came to the rescue.
> This time Mary Margaret jumped up and shouted, 'If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'
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> The nun fainted.

 

[dagwood]

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only in catholic school. but good catholic girls are the best. all those penned up hormones, and then bamm.

 

[Maggot]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: 328 RII</div><div class="ubbcode-body">only in catholic school. but good catholic girls are the best. all those penned up hormones, and then bamm. </div></div>

I believe thats "pent" up

Along the same lines...Ever wonder how Jesus walked on the water? PM me for the answer if your not religous...I wouldnt wantto get banned.

 

[Ted Howard]

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Ever wonder how Jesus walked on the water? Shit floats.


OH No you didnt ! Your going to hell for sure.

 

[Maggot]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: 1911TD</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Ever wonder how Jesus walked on the water?.


OH No you didnt ! Your going to hell for sure. </div></div>

Been there, done that. Nice place to visit but I wouldnt want to live there.

 

[DesertMonkey]

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Goldie,

Thanks for changing.

L.

 

[Maggot]

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Ive got worsse/better but dont tell them any more..wouldnt want to offend anyone......and BTW, I have ultimate respect for the J-man, ....but a joke is a joke...I think he would get a real chuckle out of it.

What I find offensive is when eople post photos of starving children about tobe eaten by vultures, and then laugh about them...I think that would offend the man far more that an off color joke...but Ive edited it so as not to get banned, or a bunch of death threats

 

[chevyrulz]

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i think He would probably be offended @ being called the "J-man"

but i also laughed @ the vulture pic, b/c that was funny and laughing at it doesn't help or hurt the situation.

 

[Grump]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: chevyrulz</div><div class="ubbcode-body">i think He would probably be offended @ being called the "J-man"</div></div>
But He *was* of the House of David and commonly called a Jew!!!

He repeatedly called Himself the "Son of Man". Different from how some earlier prophets were called that, BTW. We LDS types have a pretty convincing insight on that choice of words, too.

Whenever that radio guy would talk about liking "the baby Jesus", I wondered if he approved of the adult one...and whether JC would be more fond of the "baby I-Man" than the adult one.

Often, when people burst out with "J--- H. C----" in anger, I just ask them "WHERE??? Is He here?" Half the time it results in a wild and confused look...

 

[younggun22]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: chevyrulz</div><div class="ubbcode-body">i think He would probably be offended @ being called the "J-man" </div></div>

no its alright I dont find it offensive