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The 3:00 a.m. call

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    - a short story set in the near future...

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    The White House
    October 17, 2021 3:00 a.m.


    The Joint Chiefs of Staff have just concluded an emergency teleconference to discuss reports that Communist Chinese forces have invaded Taiwan. At the same time, five of the U.S. Space Command's key military spy satellites have been destroyed, leaving U.S. forces virtually blind to activities both on the ground and in the air in East Asia. There are also unconfirmed reports that tactical nuclear weapons have likely been used to destroy critical Taiwanese naval facilities and air bases. Casualties are unknown. Status of Taiwanese military forces are also unknown as virtually all communications with the island have been cut off. Only garbled shortwave radio transmissions are getting out.

    The Secretary of Defense has the responsibility of waking the President and providing him with a hastily prepared situation report.

    The President tells Defense Secretary Austin to meet him in the Oval Office. Shutters are closed and curtains are drawn over the windows. The Secretary of State and heads of the CIA and DIA join them shortly.

    Secretary Austin speaks first: “Mr. President, you will notice in the report that we have determined that our force structure would normally allow us a number of methods of responding to this action by the CCP. However, our lack of satellite intel confines our effective response to a limited nuclear strike against those strategic military targets on the Chinese mainland that we know, with a high degree of certainty, would be used to stage and support an attack on Taiwan. The consensus is that we should not launch this strike before we have made an attempt to communicate directly with Chairman Xi. Of course, any delay in putting our response in motion greatly reduces our chances of resolving this crisis to our benefit.”

    Austin pauses for a moment, takes a deep breath, then asks: “What is your order, Mr. President?”

    Biden, after a lengthy pause of his own, squinting at the papers before him, slowly looks up and says:

    “Guys, this menu makes no goddamn sense to me at all. Just get me a Big Mac... with cheese... a-a-and a little cup of that soft-serve ice cream, too. Yeah, that's my order.”


    THE END

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    That's kinda funny... The actual response would be..

    "Hey Nanc, I'm ready. Just let me know what I'm supposed to do."
     
    - a short story set in the near future...

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    The White House
    October 17, 2021 3:00 a.m.


    The Joint Chiefs of Staff have just concluded an emergency teleconference to discuss reports that Communist Chinese forces have invaded Taiwan. At the same time, five of the U.S. Space Command's key military spy satellites have been destroyed, leaving U.S. forces virtually blind to activities both on the ground and in the air in East Asia. There are also unconfirmed reports that tactical nuclear weapons have likely been used to destroy critical Taiwanese naval facilities and air bases. Casualties are unknown. Status of Taiwanese military forces are also unknown as virtually all communications with the island have been cut off. Only garbled shortwave radio transmissions are getting out.

    The Secretary of Defense has the responsibility of waking the President and providing him with a hastily prepared situation report, but upon seeing how peaceful he looks asleep with his thumb in his mouth and a drool spot on the sheet, he decides to let him sleep. Returning to the war room and announcing his decision to the JCS, they gather the senior enlisted leadership of all branches, borrow their balls and develop a solution.


    THE END

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    That would be funny, except it is somewhat based on reality.

    God have mercy on our country.
     
    O.K., it appears that some of you are NOT HAPPY with your recent purchase from Redhead Publishing. Please call our customer help line at 555-5555 and ask to speak to KAREN. A full refund of your purchase price will be available... eventually. maybe
     
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    Wait!!!! By the time Mr. Potato head wakes up and takes his dementia pill regimen it'll be all over.
     
    That would be funny, except it is somewhat based on reality.

    God have mercy on our country.
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    Cammon man!
     
    Actually my sister is a nurse and thinks that he is going to Delaware weekly for dementia treatments.
    Considering how the fake news and his cabinet are trying their best to keep a lid on things,wouldn't be surprised if that is being done in the WH.