These are quotes about cigars, cigar smoking, and basically an outlook on life. Add your own below mine. Mine are my own words. On the 15th we will vote for the best quote from one of YOU. The best quoted member, and this is from a good friend, will receive some smokes for their thinking.
Here are the original ones from the listed famous and infamous:
A cigar is as good as memories that you have when you smoked it. - Raul Julia
A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke. - Groucho Marx
A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke. - Rudyard Kipling
A youth with his first cigar makes himself sick; a youth with his first girl makes other people sick. - Mary Wilson Little
Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle. - George Burns
I didn't play at collecting. No cigar anywhere was safe from me. - Edward G. Robinson
I even smoke in bed. Imagine smoking a cigar in bed, reading a book. Next to your bed, there's a cigar table with a special cigar ashtray, and your wife is reading a book on how to save the environment. - Raul Julia
I have made it a rule never to smoke more that one cigar at a time. - Mark Twain
I never can understand how anyone can not smoke it deprives a man of the best part of life. With a good cigar in his mouth a man is perfectly safe, nothing can touch him, literally. - Thomas Mann
I'm at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill. - George Burns
I'm looking forward to providing the men of Seattle with an evening where they can kick back, light up a cigar and enjoy a night to themselves. Women, we can't technically keep you out, but please stay at home. - Tom Leykis
I've got a great cigar collection - it's actually not a collection, because that would imply I wasn't going to smoke every last one of 'em. - Ron White
Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke. - Lynda Barry
Maybe it's like becoming one with the cigar. You lose yourself in it; everything fades away: your worries, your problems, your thoughts. They fade into the smoke, and the cigar and you are at peace. - Raul Julia
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. - Sigmund Freud
There are men here and there to whom the whole of life is like an after-dinner hour with a cigar; easy, pleasant, empty, perhaps enlivened by some fable of strife to be forgotten - before the end is told - even if there happens to be any end to it. - Joseph Conrad
Why pay $100 on a therapy session when you can spend $25 on a cigar? Whatever it is will come back; so what, smoke another one. - Raul Julia
You should hurry up and acquire the cigar habit. It's one of the major happinesses. And so much more lasting than love, so much less costly in emotional wear and tear. - Aldous Huxley
If smoking is not allowed in heaven, I shall not go. - Mark Twain
I smoke in moderation. Only one cigar at a time. - Mark Twain
It has always been my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never to refrain when awake. - Mark Twain
If your wife doesn't like the aroma of your cigar, change your wife. - Zino Davidoff
A cigar ought not to be smoked solely with the mouth, but with the hand, the eyes, and with the spirit. - Zino Davidoff
The best cigar in the world is the one you prefer to smoke on special occasions, enabling you to relax and enjoy that which gives you maximum pleasure. - Zino Davidoff
If I paid ten dollars for a cigar, first I'd make love to it, then I'd smoke it. - George Burns
If I had taken my doctor's advice and quit smoking when he advised me to, I wouldn't have lived to go to his funeral. - George Burns
Given the choice between a woman and a cigar, I will always choose the cigar. - Groucho Marx
I drink a great deal. I sleep a little, and I smoke cigar after cigar. That is why I am in two-hundred-percent form. - Winston Churchill
After a truly good meal, an outstanding cigar is still the most satisfying after-dinner activity that doesn't involve two human beings. - Brad Shaw
Women are jealous of cigars... they regard them as a strong rival. - William Makepeace Thackeray
Cigar smoking knows no politics. It's about the pursuit of pleasure, taste, and aroma. - Anonymous
A good cigar is like tasting a good wine: you smell it, you taste it, you look at it, you feel it - you can even hear it. It satisfies all the senses. - Anonymous
To smoke is human; to smoke cigars is divine. - Unknown
The most futile and disastrous day seems well spent when it is reviewed through the blue, fragrant smoke of a Havana Cigar. - Evelen Waugh
Cigarettes are for chain-smoking, cigars must be smoked one at a time, peaceably, with all the leisure in the world. Cigarettes are of the instant, cigars are for eternity. - G. Cabera Infante
The only way to break a bad habit was to replace it with a better habit. - Jack Nicholson, explaining why he switched from cigarettes to cigars
As you approach thirty, you have a thirty ring gauge; as you approach fifty, you have a fifty ring gauge. - Cuban saying
A good cigar is like a beautiful chick with a great body who also knows the American League box scores. - Klinger, M*A*S*H, "Bug-Out," 1976
I've been smoking nearly 50 years now. I just don't feel safe breathing anything I can't see! - Dave Beard
<span style="font-weight: bold"><span style="font-style: italic">MINE</span></span>
The best cigar is the one that is smoked with a few freinds and a good bottle of 20 year old Bourbon
A good cigar gives time for reflection on the past, present, and future. A good woman reminds you of the past, the present, the past, the past...didn't we mention that already?
The best cigar is the one I am smoking right now because I am at ease with life and content
<span style="font-weight: bold">YOUR Additions that will be voted on:</span>
Here are the original ones from the listed famous and infamous:
A cigar is as good as memories that you have when you smoked it. - Raul Julia
A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke. - Groucho Marx
A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke. - Rudyard Kipling
A youth with his first cigar makes himself sick; a youth with his first girl makes other people sick. - Mary Wilson Little
Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle. - George Burns
I didn't play at collecting. No cigar anywhere was safe from me. - Edward G. Robinson
I even smoke in bed. Imagine smoking a cigar in bed, reading a book. Next to your bed, there's a cigar table with a special cigar ashtray, and your wife is reading a book on how to save the environment. - Raul Julia
I have made it a rule never to smoke more that one cigar at a time. - Mark Twain
I never can understand how anyone can not smoke it deprives a man of the best part of life. With a good cigar in his mouth a man is perfectly safe, nothing can touch him, literally. - Thomas Mann
I'm at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill. - George Burns
I'm looking forward to providing the men of Seattle with an evening where they can kick back, light up a cigar and enjoy a night to themselves. Women, we can't technically keep you out, but please stay at home. - Tom Leykis
I've got a great cigar collection - it's actually not a collection, because that would imply I wasn't going to smoke every last one of 'em. - Ron White
Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke. - Lynda Barry
Maybe it's like becoming one with the cigar. You lose yourself in it; everything fades away: your worries, your problems, your thoughts. They fade into the smoke, and the cigar and you are at peace. - Raul Julia
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. - Sigmund Freud
There are men here and there to whom the whole of life is like an after-dinner hour with a cigar; easy, pleasant, empty, perhaps enlivened by some fable of strife to be forgotten - before the end is told - even if there happens to be any end to it. - Joseph Conrad
Why pay $100 on a therapy session when you can spend $25 on a cigar? Whatever it is will come back; so what, smoke another one. - Raul Julia
You should hurry up and acquire the cigar habit. It's one of the major happinesses. And so much more lasting than love, so much less costly in emotional wear and tear. - Aldous Huxley
If smoking is not allowed in heaven, I shall not go. - Mark Twain
I smoke in moderation. Only one cigar at a time. - Mark Twain
It has always been my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never to refrain when awake. - Mark Twain
If your wife doesn't like the aroma of your cigar, change your wife. - Zino Davidoff
A cigar ought not to be smoked solely with the mouth, but with the hand, the eyes, and with the spirit. - Zino Davidoff
The best cigar in the world is the one you prefer to smoke on special occasions, enabling you to relax and enjoy that which gives you maximum pleasure. - Zino Davidoff
If I paid ten dollars for a cigar, first I'd make love to it, then I'd smoke it. - George Burns
If I had taken my doctor's advice and quit smoking when he advised me to, I wouldn't have lived to go to his funeral. - George Burns
Given the choice between a woman and a cigar, I will always choose the cigar. - Groucho Marx
I drink a great deal. I sleep a little, and I smoke cigar after cigar. That is why I am in two-hundred-percent form. - Winston Churchill
After a truly good meal, an outstanding cigar is still the most satisfying after-dinner activity that doesn't involve two human beings. - Brad Shaw
Women are jealous of cigars... they regard them as a strong rival. - William Makepeace Thackeray
Cigar smoking knows no politics. It's about the pursuit of pleasure, taste, and aroma. - Anonymous
A good cigar is like tasting a good wine: you smell it, you taste it, you look at it, you feel it - you can even hear it. It satisfies all the senses. - Anonymous
To smoke is human; to smoke cigars is divine. - Unknown
The most futile and disastrous day seems well spent when it is reviewed through the blue, fragrant smoke of a Havana Cigar. - Evelen Waugh
Cigarettes are for chain-smoking, cigars must be smoked one at a time, peaceably, with all the leisure in the world. Cigarettes are of the instant, cigars are for eternity. - G. Cabera Infante
The only way to break a bad habit was to replace it with a better habit. - Jack Nicholson, explaining why he switched from cigarettes to cigars
As you approach thirty, you have a thirty ring gauge; as you approach fifty, you have a fifty ring gauge. - Cuban saying
A good cigar is like a beautiful chick with a great body who also knows the American League box scores. - Klinger, M*A*S*H, "Bug-Out," 1976
I've been smoking nearly 50 years now. I just don't feel safe breathing anything I can't see! - Dave Beard
<span style="font-weight: bold"><span style="font-style: italic">MINE</span></span>
The best cigar is the one that is smoked with a few freinds and a good bottle of 20 year old Bourbon
A good cigar gives time for reflection on the past, present, and future. A good woman reminds you of the past, the present, the past, the past...didn't we mention that already?
The best cigar is the one I am smoking right now because I am at ease with life and content
<span style="font-weight: bold">YOUR Additions that will be voted on:</span>
