The Biggest Threat To Male Texans

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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/11/sex-with-animals-penis-cancer_n_1088874.html


Sex With Animals Can Lead To Penis Cancer: Study

If you're searching for a reason not to have sex with animals, add this to the list: It could give you penis cancer, according to a new study published in the Journal of Sexual Medicine.

<span style="font-weight: bold"><span style="font-style: italic">The authors found that men who have had sex with animals were twice as likely to develop penile cancer as those who stick with their own kind.</span></span>
 

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Sounds like a bullshit study designed to try to deter the behavior...

A lot of "maybe" statements and bad science there:

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Quote:</div><div class="ubbcode-body">"<span style="font-weight: bold">We think </span>that the intense and long-term SWA [sex with animals] practice <span style="font-weight: bold">could</span> produce micro-traumas in the human penile tissue," Zequi said. "The genital mucus membranes of animals <span style="font-weight: bold">could have</span> different characteristics from human genitalia, and the animals' secretions are <span style="font-weight: bold">probably</span> different from human fluids. <span style="font-weight: bold">Perhaps</span> animal tissues are less soft than ours, and non-human secretions <span style="font-weight: bold">would be</span> toxic for us. </div></div>
 

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    Three thoughts come to mind.

    1- If you gotta fuck Lassie, use a condom

    2- There should be a good market for anti penile cancer drugs, or prostetic penis' in Iraq

    3- Shankster better stay outta Texas
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    <div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: High Binder</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Sounds like a bullshit study designed to try to deter the behavior...

    A lot of "maybe" statements and bad science there:

    <div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Quote:</div><div class="ubbcode-body">"<span style="font-weight: bold">We think </span>that the intense and long-term SWA [sex with animals] practice <span style="font-weight: bold">could</span> produce micro-traumas in the human penile tissue," Zequi said. "The genital mucus membranes of animals <span style="font-weight: bold">could have</span> different characteristics from human genitalia, and the animals' secretions are <span style="font-weight: bold">probably</span> different from human fluids. <span style="font-weight: bold">Perhaps</span> animal tissues are less soft than ours, and non-human secretions <span style="font-weight: bold">would be</span> toxic for us. </div></div>


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    <span style="font-weight: bold">You are trying to rationalize away the risks you take.</span>
     

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    This is going to decimate the cattle trade.
     

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    <div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: shankster</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: High Binder</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Sounds like a bullshit study designed to try to deter the behavior...

    A lot of "maybe" statements and bad science there:

    <div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Quote:</div><div class="ubbcode-body">"<span style="font-weight: bold">We think </span>that the intense and long-term SWA [sex with animals] practice <span style="font-weight: bold">could</span> produce micro-traumas in the human penile tissue," Zequi said. "The genital mucus membranes of animals <span style="font-weight: bold">could have</span> different characteristics from human genitalia, and the animals' secretions are <span style="font-weight: bold">probably</span> different from human fluids. <span style="font-weight: bold">Perhaps</span> animal tissues are less soft than ours, and non-human secretions <span style="font-weight: bold">would be</span> toxic for us. </div></div>


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    <span style="font-weight: bold">You are trying to rationalize away the risks you take.</span> </div></div>

    Well while you're out putting it to the hogs and cows, the sheep and goats get pretty lonely and somebody has to pick up the slack.
     

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    <div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: High Binder</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Sounds like a bullshit study designed to try to deter the behavior...

    A lot of "maybe" statements and bad science there:

    <div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Quote:</div><div class="ubbcode-body">"<span style="font-weight: bold">We think </span>that the intense and long-term SWA [sex with animals] practice <span style="font-weight: bold">could</span> produce micro-traumas in the human penile tissue," Zequi said. "The genital mucus membranes of animals <span style="font-weight: bold">could have</span> different characteristics from human genitalia, and the animals' secretions are <span style="font-weight: bold">probably</span> different from human fluids. <span style="font-weight: bold">Perhaps</span> animal tissues are less soft than ours, and non-human secretions <span style="font-weight: bold">would be</span> toxic for us. </div></div>
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    It's illegal in North Carolina anyway LOL. It would be something to see someone charged with that in court. I wonder if they would be considered a sex offender and have to register?
     

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    Yup! I have had sex with some beasts in the past! However, they were human! Goat fuckers...go figure.
     

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    Animal fuckers shouldn't be too worried, when the likelihood of something is very small, a mere doubling in the likelihood is not a big deal and isn't considered very significant from a public health standpoint. You want a couple orders of magnitude usually in such cases. Can help point to mechanism of action though which is the real value.
     

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    <div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: SteveAR</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Animal fuckers shouldn't be too worried, when the likelihood of something is very small, a mere doubling in the likelihood is not a big deal and isn't considered very significant from a public health standpoint. You want a couple orders of magnitude usually in such cases. Can help point to mechanism of action though which is the real value.
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    How many mammals create carcinogenic fluids...ZERO

    It's a bullshit study with bad science.
     

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    If I had to wager, my money would be on Male's in northern climates having more sex with animals than in Texas were we have smoking hot half-naked chicks running around drunk almost year round. I've seen the women in Idaho.. just say'n.
     

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    <div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: High Binder</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: SteveAR</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Animal fuckers shouldn't be too worried, when the likelihood of something is very small, a mere doubling in the likelihood is not a big deal and isn't considered very significant from a public health standpoint. You want a couple orders of magnitude usually in such cases. Can help point to mechanism of action though which is the real value.
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    <span style="color: #FF0000">How many mammals create carcinogenic fluids...ZERO </span>

    It's a bullshit study with bad science.</div></div>

    There is one mammal that creates carcinogenic fluids....

    Man.
     

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    <div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: GlockandRoll</div><div class="ubbcode-body">If I had to wager, my money would be on Male's in northern climates having more sex with animals than in Texas were we have smoking hot half-naked chicks running around drunk almost year round. I've seen the women in Idaho.. just say'n.
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    Its not quite Charlottesville, for babes, but Austin is fulll of hot chicks. Often drunk, and half naked. You do have a better climate than we, with the exception of June July, August, and September.

    Ive only briefly visited Idaho, but if Shankster's Yetis are an example of whats hiding in those Sawtooth Mts, Ill pass. I do know one killer Nia Trainer who lives in Sun Valley.
     

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    <div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: maggot</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: High Binder</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: SteveAR</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Animal fuckers shouldn't be too worried, when the likelihood of something is very small, a mere doubling in the likelihood is not a big deal and isn't considered very significant from a public health standpoint. You want a couple orders of magnitude usually in such cases. Can help point to mechanism of action though which is the real value.
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    <span style="color: #FF0000">How many mammals create carcinogenic fluids...ZERO </span>

    It's a bullshit study with bad science.</div></div>

    There is one mammal that creates carcinogenic fluids....

    Man.

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    LOL!
     

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    When I was assigned to investigations, I came across a case where the suspect videotaped himself having sex with animals. He got prison time and has to register for the rest of his life, but that's only because of the other crimes he was charged with. The cruelty to animals charge was dropped as part of the plea agreement.
     

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    <div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Monchichi</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> The cruelty to animals charge was dropped as part of the plea agreement. </div></div>

    PETA actually endorsed or still does endorse sex with animals as long as the sex isn't harming the critter. However, we all know they just said that so they could keep doing it...
     

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    <div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: GlockandRoll</div><div class="ubbcode-body">............ Texas were we have smoking hot half-naked chicks ..........
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    So you are having sex with barbecued baby chickens???