Maggie’s The excuse creator

[EMorr]

Late to work? Can't make it to the party? Need an excuse to get out of going to your bratty sister's mind-numbingly tedious production of "Peter Pan"? We've got you covered, with an excuse creator for every occasion.

Enjoy.

 

[Maggot]

I hope Gaslight doesn't see this one.

 

[x ring accuracy]

LOL I need to print a copy to keep handy for emergencies

 

[Hueyguy]

Go straight across for the first 6 or 7, good laughs, especially top row. I recommend complete sobriety prior to use of this list... The one you use drunk likely would be the funniest, but when the -now- ex tells you what you said, well... I guess you would laugh twice! (Until the alimony payments start)