The 'heres a little known embarassing fact about me' thread

[TheGerman]

Only rule is that it has to be true.

I played the original Everquest like it was my fucking job, during college. I'm talking like hours a day, everyday and scheduling shit I did around raid times.


eta - I then dated (briefly; thanks you fucking Albanians) a female olympic gold medalist swimmer ~ 2 years later, so that evens shit out.

 

[oneshot86]

never come clean

 

[TheGerman]

never come clean

Are you dealing with a statute of limitations on your embarassing feat or something?

 

[powdahound76]

I once was friends with a poor.

 

[buffalowinter]

I got to meet the Head of Security at LaGuardia International Airport while carrying a case of machine guns on the way to Europe. Our discussion was interrupted when Christoper Reeves butted in to ask a question. Then the Chief gave me a tour of the SST that was at the terminal. 1988

 

[Matches Malone]

I’m still friends with a poor

 

[TheGerman]

I once was friends with a poor.

Did the poor owe you money when they disappeared?

It's what poors seem to do.

 

[Caihlen]

I am a poor.

 

[TheGerman]

I am a poor.

You're welcome for that stimulus check I sent you.

 

[Caihlen]

Yes of course. Thank you I’m sure.

 

[TheGerman]

I got to meet the Head of Security at LaGuardia International Airport while carrying a case of machine guns on the way to Europe. Our discussion was interrupted when Christoper Reeves butted in to ask a question. Then the Chief gave me a tour of the SST that was at the terminal. 1988

Listen here, fat!

We need embarassing stories. Not cool guy machine gun stories while you're hanging out with Superman and the Sex Pistols.

 

[oneshot86]

Are you dealing with a statute of limitations on your embarassing feat or something?

nope

 

[roostercogburn98]

Embarrassingly enough, I opened and read all 9 posts of this thread

edit- hit 12 by the time I stopped typing

 

[Stevo86]

I like Busch light...

 

[oneshot86]

i hate to keep bringing it up but i did back my new, never been washed van through my new overhead garage door, that sucked. wasnt drinkin.

 

[TheGerman]

Embarrassingly enough, I opened and read all 9 posts of this thread

edit- hit 12 by the time I stopped typing

Its gonna be YUGE!

Just gotta wait for that one drunk poster that tells us about the time he got pickle surprise and liked it.

 

[HiDesertELR]

We celebrate Festivus - Airing of Grievances leads to Feats of Strength, always

 

[Stevo86]

i hate to keep bringing it up but i did back my new, never been washed van through my new overhead garage door, that sucked. wasnt drinkin.
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Dude we have 2 just like that at work, they have hit multiple things, phone lines, drive thru’s. The guys that drive them love them tho.

 

[oneshot86]

so far so good, i love the way it drives but i still feel uneasy backing the van out

 

[Rthur]

Back many moons, I pissed in my own sock drawer.
May have been a bit buzzed.
Momma got pissed, I said at least it wasn't yours.
Went back to bed.

R

 

[roostercogburn98]

@TheGerman hell yeah I hit watch as soon as it popped up just for that reason!!

 

[Stevo86]

so far so good, i love the way it drives but i still feel uneasy backing the van out

Look at the backup camera in the rear view mirror

 

[Cheyenne Bodie]

I once went on a date with a girl, didn't follow up at all. Few months later I'm half drunk in a bar, look over and see her, totally pan faced I say "you look familiar".

 

[Bender]

Did you know pigeons die after sex?

 

[Ric O'shay]

I actually owned some Velcro Sneakers. They were Vans which may or may not make it ok Who am I kidding, it was not ok

 

[The D]

Did you know pigeons die after sex?

Because you can’t have any witnesses?

 

[Concrete shooter]

@Bender
Are you sure the pigeons aren't dying while you're having sex with them and not after?

 

[Soulezoo]

I fucked my sister once. She wanted it.

I fucked my sister in law once in an elevator. She wanted it.

My ex-mom in law wanted me once. I said to her: "do I look like an animal?"

 

[Krob95]

I fucked my sister once. She wanted it.

 

[buffalowinter]

Listen here, fat!

We need embarassing stories. Not cool guy machine gun stories while you're hanging out with Superman and the Sex Pistols.

Did I mention my fly was open?

 

[BullGear]

I was once a Democrat. From 18 to 25. I'm so embarrassed.

The good news is I was cured.

 

[kenny1773]

I am usually not a person that barfs, pretty rare even after much alcohol

I once barfed all over the front steps of the White House (not going to say why I was there, don't ask)
but

 

[isofahunter]

I asked @TheGerman for a loan, he said no.

 

[E. Bryant]

Rode a bicycle off a roof once.

 

[Bender]

I fucked my sister once. She wanted it.

I fucked my sister in law once in an elevator. She wanted it.

My ex-mom in law wanted me once. I said to her: "do I look like an animal?"

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[2ndamendfan]

Did you know pigeons die after sex?

Only because you won't stop bragging about it!!

 

[oneshot86]

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He must be from Arkansas

 

[Soulezoo]

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I'm a Wyomingite (now)... what more do you need to know?
Plus I was really popular with girls....
Don't be a hater man.
I still have my first wife wanting to hit me up for a quicky here or there and have not seen her in 35 years. She stalked me on social media....

 

[Soulezoo]

He must be from Arkansas

California. But my mom was from Arkansas. Does that count?

 

[TheGerman]

I fucked my sister once. She wanted it.

I fucked my sister in law once in an elevator. She wanted it.

My ex-mom in law wanted me once. I said to her: "do I look like an animal?"

Now we're getting somewhere.

So did you fuck your sister in law, or your maternal sister as well? You said sister twice.

 

[TheGerman]

I was once a Democrat. From 18 to 25. I'm so embarrassed.

The good news is I was cured.

Dont worry.

When I was like 8, I remember thinking shit like, why cant we just all get a food money account from the gov every month and select the food the family wants and they'll deliver it to everyone.

 

[Bolo]

I wrecked a bus once, one of the Gov-owned Bluebirds. Hit a guardrail and ripped out two of the luggage holds and busted two windows.

Best part? It was during my mil drivers license endorsement test.
Literally the only qual I ever failed in the Army.

 

[Bigfatcock]

I once paid a hooker to NOT fuck.

 

[TheGerman]

I once paid a hooker to NOT fuck.

We need details.

 

[Bigfatcock]

We need details.

Ok. So I set up a meeting with a hooker. She looked good in the photo, but when I got there to pick her up, she looked really bad.

I should have just drove off, but figured I could at least go Hoby Buchanon on her.

Well she gets in and as we drive to a shag pad, she starts doing cocaine. I pulled over and told her to get out, as I really don’t want drugs in my ride.

Skank goes apeshit. Starts freaking out, refuses to leave, screams loud when I open the door to remove her.

So I say “I’ll give you $50 to get the fuck out and go away.” She asks for $100. So I paid her and went home and watched porn.

-Fin

 

[Broncovan]

I once paid for a table dance so the stripper would change the channel on the big screen to a college football game. The game was much better than the dancers.

 

[Bender]

I left my key in the gun locker with my issued Glock .40 and two extra mags. Captain found it, locked it, took the key, and called around to see who didn’t have a key on them. When I figured out it was me and I had to go stand in front of him to explain why. I thought for sure I was going to die of embarrassment and fear. Captain took it much better than I lol.

now I am no longer at the SO. Lol

 

[MtnCreek]

Dont worry.

When I was like 8, I remember thinking shit like, why cant we just all get a food money account from the gov every month and select the food the family wants and they'll deliver it to everyone.

6th grade I agreed with a girl in class discussion that we shouldn't waste money on the space shuttle when there were poor people in the country. I had a big crush on her but she didn't want me. Two yrs later I realized she was fucking ugly.

 

[acudaowner]

I allowed my older cousins to tape me to a tree in the middle of winter for hours , ok the true be told I did not allow them they just did it I was 8 and smaller than them what else was going to happen , I also did throw them under a bus when the adults got home , and laughed my ass off when they got there asses whooped my revenge was there tears and it was so sweet .

 

[Lunchbox27]

I was once ranked in the top 100 for Guitar Hero III on Expert