Maggie’s The medium(for the girls)

[ssgp2]

In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the Mystic delivered grave news:

"There's no easy way to tell you this, so I'll just be blunt. Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year."

Visibly shaken, Laura stared at the woman's lined face, then at the single flickering candle, then down at her hands.

She took a few deep breaths to compose herself and to stop her mind racing. She simply had to know.


She met the Fortune Teller's gaze, steadied her voice and asked,


"Will I be acquitted?"

 

[Longshotbill:)]

Re: The medium(for the girls)

My GF is going to love this one!

 

[InsidetheStorm]

Re: The medium(for the girls)

Sounds like my wife after she finds out that I spent $$$$ on a new rifle...

 

[High Binder]

Re: The medium(for the girls)

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: InsidetheStorm</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Sounds like my wife after she finds out that I spent $$$$ on <span style="text-decoration: line-through">a new rifle</span> ANYTHING... </div></div>

Fixed it.

 

[Maple One]

Re: The medium(for the girls)

ROFL