Maggie’s The New Hot Girlfriend/Wife Thread

trob

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You pay for the full girlfriend experience not a partial
Ah…sounds expensive. What If I kiss a hooker on the mouth? Does that make her my girlfriend?

we should start posting a bunch of porn stars and strippers too.…because that would be impressive.
 
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    Ah…sounds expensive. What If I kiss a hooker on the mouth? Does that make her my girlfriend?

    we should start posting a bunch of porn stars and strippers too.…because that would be impressive.
    Do you act like a whiny bitch every time you post? Member since 2007 with only 399 posts and you choose to randomly show up bitching and moaning.
     

    trob

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    Do you act like a whiny bitch every time you post? Member since 2007 with only 399 posts and you choose to randomly show up bitching and moaning.
    like that matters. I was wondering what the point was in posting pictures of literal hookers…in the girlfriend / wife thread. A thread that seems like it’s supposed to be an “atta boy” situation. Or to be happy for what other members have.
     

    akmike47

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    like that matters. I was wondering what the point was in posting pictures of literal hookers…in the girlfriend / wife thread. A thread that seems like it’s supposed to be an “atta boy” situation, and be happy for fellow members.
    Be happy he’s happy instead of bitching
     

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    The funny thing about this thread is that it jumped from Dec 21 to March 22 then late Aug 22. It also seems that the previous incarnations were more genuine and the 2022 stuff is just about hookers or semi-pros.
     
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    What do you mean "possible hookers"? She is wearing the price tag right on her hooker uniform.


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    The Mrs. and I the night we found out that we had a grandson on the way.

    I'm sure there are younger, slimmer, trimmer women out there... But I doubt they would get up 2 hours before me, lay out my clothes, pack my lunch, and make me breakfast and coffee... And put up with my "friendly" personality.

    She's also a pretty fair hand at running her .308

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    akmike47

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    The Mrs. and I the night we found out that we had a grandson on the way.

    I'm sure there are younger, slimmer, trimmer women out there... But I doubt they would get up 2 hours before me, lay out my clothes, pack my lunch, and make me breakfast and coffee... And put up with my "friendly" personality.

    She's also a pretty fair hand at running her .308

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    She looks like she’s about to make a smart ass comment and you Sir look hideous 😆
     

    OkieMike

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    She looks like she’s about to make a smart ass comment and you Sir look hideous 😆
    She probably had just threatened me so I would smile for the picture... I hate that shit. But... The occasion did call for it, first grandson and all that.

    Still haven't figured out how I got her to say "yes."

    Mike
     

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    The Mrs. and I the night we found out that we had a grandson on the way.

    I'm sure there are younger, slimmer, trimmer women out there... But I doubt they would get up 2 hours before me, lay out my clothes, pack my lunch, and make me breakfast and coffee... And put up with my "friendly" personality.

    She's also a pretty fair hand at running her .308

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    She’s beautiful buddy! You, not so much!😂😂😂