Since this is much fun in the earthquake necro thread… seems like it needs its own venue!
“Yo momma so old, her social security number is 1!”
Have fun!!
Sirhr
“Yo momma so old, her social security number is 1!”
Have fun!!
Sirhr
- Thread starter sirhrmechanic
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"Yo Momma has got no teeth, and she is trying to bite my style."
Yo momma like a door knob, everybody get a turn
Yo momma so fat if we gonna fuck I gotta roll her in dough and look for the wet spot
Yo momma teeth so yellow, when she smile traffic slow down
Yo momma so fat if we gonna fuck I gotta roll her in dough and look for the wet spot
Yo momma teeth so yellow, when she smile traffic slow down
Should be “yo birthing person…”
Reported.
Reported.
The other day I seen you momma kickin a can down the street.
I say, “Whatchoo doin?”
She say, “Movin…”
I say, “Whatchoo doin?”
She say, “Movin…”
Yo momma so ugly, she could make an onion cry
Yo momma so fat, before she all the way through the front door, she already headed out the back.
Yo momma is so fat that after sex I rolled over twice and I was still on the bitch .......
Yo mama so fat when she falls down no one laughs, but the ground sure cracks up.
Yo mamas so short she started a long range shooting forum. 
Yo momma so fat, even @Dirty D wants to get with her
Your mama is like a shotgun, two cocks and she blows.
Yo mama is so fat, her x-rays are in Cinemascope!
And she so fugly that when she waddles down the street, even the parking meters flinch!
And she so fugly that when she waddles down the street, even the parking meters flinch!
Yo momma so fat, she fell off a cliff and the radar man thought she was a jumbo jet!
Well don’t be a selfish dick, what’s her number?
And regardless youre an insensitive misogynist.
You're
Your momma is like a vacuum cleaner she sucks, she blows and gets layed in the closet.
Your momma is like a bowling ball she gets fingered and thrown in the gutter.
Your momma is like a bowling ball she gets fingered and thrown in the gutter.
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Your momma is like a fan, turn her on and she blows
Your momma is like a nascar, she burns four rubbers a night
Your momma so dumb, she heard it was chilly out, she went inside and grabbed a bowl
Your momma so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund
Your momma is like a nascar, she burns four rubbers a night
Your momma so dumb, she heard it was chilly out, she went inside and grabbed a bowl
Your momma so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund
Yo momma’s tits are so large they hang down like a roof tilers nail bag
Yo mommas so ugly:
Her lipstick backs down the tube
When she’s on the beach the tide refuses to come in
Yo mommas so ugly:
Her lipstick backs down the tube
When she’s on the beach the tide refuses to come in
Yo momma so fat, I ran out of gas driving around her!
Yo momma so ugly, I wouldn't fuck her with a stolen dick and someone else pushing!
Yo momma so ugly, I wouldn't fuck her with a stolen dick and someone else pushing!
So it’s just his second dad?Yo Momma shoot a 6.5 Creedmore.
Yo mama is so dumb... she puts lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind!
Sirhr
Sirhr
Yo mama so ugly she got turned away from an ugly contest for being professional
Your mama’s so dumb she thought Freon meant she didn’t have to pay for it.
Your mama’s so ugly they had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to play with her.
Your mama is so fat she uses a VCR for a beeper.
(Not sure if that one still hits
)
(Not sure if that one still hits
)Yo momma so fat, she sat on a quarter and a booger came out George Washington’s nose.
Yo momma so ugly, she went to the beauty salon and it took four hours… for an estimate
Yo mama suck so much dick she could sell her spit to sperm bank
Yo momma is SO big .....her house coat fits the house better than her.
Yo momma so fat, she put on her BVDs and now they spell boulevard
Yo mama so stanky she made right guard turn left.
Yo mama so fat she got smaller fat ladies orbiting her.
Yo mama feet so nasty she runs bread between her toes to get jam
Yo mama so fat she got smaller fat ladies orbiting her.
Yo mama feet so nasty she runs bread between her toes to get jam
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