Maggie’s The type girl I want

[flopduster]

When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.

When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.

In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.

When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.

When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.

When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.

I am older and wiser now, and am looking for a girl with big tits.

 

[fx77]

Re: The type girl I want

+1 brother

 

[challett3]

Re: The type girl I want

also one that loves firearms and has a trust funnd

 

[bowtie4x4295]

Re: The type girl I want

And a nice ass!!

Mike

 

[urhuckleberry21]

Re: The type girl I want

I love good advice. I always try to learn from others mistakes lmao. Nice one

 

[abenewson]

Re: The type girl I want

been there done that. just sum girl that will put up with our shit....

 

[magshooter]

Re: The type girl I want

One that doesn't have any siblings and has rich parents. Oh, and one that gives good head.

 

[bowtie4x4295]

Re: The type girl I want


And is a Nympho, that isn't jealous of you with her twin sister or friends. Oh, she was a gymnast through high school and college. Her parents that are billionaires are on their death beds, and she is a only child.

Mike

 

[Crazy Dog ll]

Re: The type girl I want

Knows you are number one!

 

[vwhugger]

Re: The type girl I want

Kinda like a newer version of an old Frank Sinatra tune.

 

[vwhugger]

Re: The type girl I want

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: bowtie4x4295</div><div class="ubbcode-body">And a nice ass!!

Mike </div></div>

There ya go. Also called a manure chute.

 

[MEDIC213]

Re: The type girl I want

Can't believe nobody's posted it yet!!!

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[300WSM]

Re: The type girl I want

ha!