Maggie’s The Ultimate

[Dead Eye Dick]

The most elegant description of a rifle, you might (?) want to purchase. (From the Online Service Of Outdoor Magazine)

Holland & Holland’s Royal Double rifle might be the most iconic dangerous game rifle of all time. Built to deal with any four-legged danger while providing the instinctive handling of a finely fitted shotgun, these rifles exude luxury, craftsmanship, and history. Available in flanged, belted or rimless cartridges, from .284 to .700 caliber, this is the rifle professional hunters lust for and filthy rich safari clients dream of. It will cost more than a trophy wife, kill anything that walks, and leave your heirs in a bitter argument over who gets it after you depart this Earth. Built to your every desire, prices are available by request; which means if you have to ask, you don’t have enough money

 

[Duc]

Now if was only a Rigby.

 

[Dead Eye Dick]

Now if was only a Rigby.

RIGBY? You mean the fellow who made bolt guns???

Yep they are really nice too!

 

[Duc]

 

[TXAZ]

A Barrett M107A1 is much more fun. And practical.

 

[Dead Eye Dick]

A Barrett M107A1 is much more fun. And practical.

Practical? Did we mention it had to be practical? Is the Mona Liza practical, A Ferrari Lusso Practical? A trophy wife, well, uh, lets not go there.

We are talking some of the finest pieces of art man has ever created. (Along with some extraordinarily crafted wooden sailing craft) But Practical? This is not some paint slashed on a canvas, or some rock carved up so that not only does it not look like a rock anymore, it doesn’t look like anything,,,,,we are talking the finest of the finest artists, spending untold hours creating a thing of beauty that only the very select few (such as you and I) could ever appreciate.

Practical. About as practical and a 1971 Plymouth Barracuda Convertible with a 426 Hemi, or a Bugatti Type 55, But beautiful, of course.

you want practical, check out hunter biden’s artwork. He throws some paint on what used to be a perfectly good canvas, offer it for sale at a beyond belief price, and sure enough, political favors come the purchasers way.