This is how it's all going to end....

[HeavyAssault]

Mysterious 'golden orb' discovered by researchers on Alaskan seafloor

The National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration says researchers have found a “smooth, gold, dome-shaped specimen" on the Alaskan seafloor that has not been identified.

www.foxnews.com

It's been fun knowing you guys. If humans are still around by the end of the week I'll be pleasantly surprised.

 

[cas6969]

"We don't know what it is, but if it was alive, we killed it."

Science!

 

[doubloon]

It's golden goose shit.

 

[oneshot86]

Fuckers were there to steal crabs from crab traps and made up this excuse to give them an alibi for being there

 

[232593]

Pretty sure it all ends with someone saying “watch this”

 

[Bullfrog08]

We have a dementia patient with the nuclear codes, suprised we are still here!

 

[theLBC]

fake bewb

 

[NoDopes]

 

[Ronws]

No, it's what's left of the entire crew of the imploded sub.

 

[Im2bent]

Some of the comments in that link are pure gold

 

[whatsupdoc]

 

[Makinchips208]

fake bewb

Mermaid bewb

 

[Daddyusmaximus]