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Like isn't it sort of a disgusting necessity or what?
Fleshlite,it'll be messy like the first time.
After 60?? I’ve got to be in the tens of thousands by now.
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Its fine so long as you do it with a 60+ partner in your head.
Otherwise you're a pervert.
Otherwise you're a pervert.
As long as you don't pull a David Carradine, you should be just fine.
I’m only half way there but I say as long as the engine still fires have at er.....kinda like an old reliable truck, someday your not gonna be able to get that bitch started anymore.....or so I’m told
Shocked that SH members here masturbate ,WTF ......
at 56 I rub one out at least once a week . on top of everything else.
They do it before every match to calm the nerves! Moral of the story. Don’t shake hands??
Pretty sure some thoughts are better off saying where they are and NOT shared.
Just sayin’
Just sayin’
After 50, it's not masturbation. It's a "systems check."
Me thinks thou doth protesteth too much.
Guessing it sounds like a CH53 fapping off when no one is looking.
"Use it or lose it" is a good philosophy to live by 
"Idle hands are the devils workshop."
See more people ruin their great lives by deciding to choose relieving a little tension with a real human, not the one they are married to, rather than their hands.
If in doubt "Beat it out!"
See more people ruin their great lives by deciding to choose relieving a little tension with a real human, not the one they are married to, rather than their hands.
If in doubt "Beat it out!"
Ill answer right after I finish shaving my palms.......
its free and its yours do what ever the hell you want with it .
It's mine. I'll wash it as fast and hard as I want to.
lol better in the er there you have what ever odds you can get with a nurse oh ouch it hurts , and sponge baths not the worst way I can think of to go mad .
Why do I get the feeling that by this time tomorrow, this thread will have gotten up to like 8 pages long?
Preventative maintenance, checks and services!
I've never masturbated. I polish my nob.
Took me a while to respond back to this, phone kept slipping out of my hand!
I hope that by the time I reach 60 I’ll still be able to... In which case you best believe the Hub will still be the second most visited website next to here.
About 3 days after I get my Testosterone injection I have the libido of a 15YO
I have to rub off at least three a day.
Hey at least you don't lie about pissing in the shower.
I just got to know some of you too well, and we have never met.
We were talking about" jerking off" one day at work and an older guy said yea, but there is no "off "anymore but you can jerk all you want.
OMG! I thought we were talking about guns and slipping trigger pulls intil I saw Daffy!!! You guys are SICK!
So, how is it after 60???
So, how is it after 60???
You can get cheap housing?
Listen this is my dick and my soap I’ll wash it as hard and fast as I want to.
After 60 if you don't use soap and water your dick would catch fire for how fast and hard you have to jerk it for it to work.
An axiom from a friend:
There are those who admit they masterbate in the shower
and there are damned liars.
R
There are those who admit they masterbate in the shower
and there are damned liars.
R
you'll be strong to the finish cause you ate your spinach and remember to stay hydrated and eat snacks .
Do people even live that long anymore? I thought the new plague wiped the boomers out?
#StopYoureJustMashingIt
#StopYoureJustMashingIt
Don't use soap. It burns like hell if it gets in the hole
