OK grammar police this does not say threeways to get your gal excited, but that could be #4 if you are both adventurous MF's and two gals are involved in the party...
So three guys - a Frenchman, an Italian and a Polack were drinking in a bar talking about what they did to get their gals excited.
The Frenchman says when I want to get my gal going I spread rose pedals all over body and nibble them off one at a time and she gets so hot it's unreal.
The Italian says when I want to get my gal excited I smear olive oil all over her body then lick it off one square inch at a time and she gets so hot you wouldn't believe it.
The Polack says that's nothing when I get done F'ing my wife I wipe my dick off on the drapes and you oughta see how hot she gets...
So three guys - a Frenchman, an Italian and a Polack were drinking in a bar talking about what they did to get their gals excited.
The Frenchman says when I want to get my gal going I spread rose pedals all over body and nibble them off one at a time and she gets so hot it's unreal.
The Italian says when I want to get my gal excited I smear olive oil all over her body then lick it off one square inch at a time and she gets so hot you wouldn't believe it.
The Polack says that's nothing when I get done F'ing my wife I wipe my dick off on the drapes and you oughta see how hot she gets...
