10. Hardly anyone shits on the Sidewalk.
9. The dead people are thoughtfully left in dumpsters and vacant buildings.
8. Well over 90% of those murdered were disliked anyway.
7. We have very few Chinese gangs.
6. The constitutional carry and castle laws has allowed suburbanites to shoot criminals at will.
5. Most of the meth addicts die by the time they’re 25.
4. If you have a job you can buy houses and stuff.
3. The rise of vigilantism has kept most suburban areas very quiet.
2. The general consensus is that bodies found under bridges with more than one stab wounds are assumed to have jumped with the knife and bounced.
1. Because I said so.
9. The dead people are thoughtfully left in dumpsters and vacant buildings.
8. Well over 90% of those murdered were disliked anyway.
7. We have very few Chinese gangs.
6. The constitutional carry and castle laws has allowed suburbanites to shoot criminals at will.
5. Most of the meth addicts die by the time they’re 25.
4. If you have a job you can buy houses and stuff.
3. The rise of vigilantism has kept most suburban areas very quiet.
2. The general consensus is that bodies found under bridges with more than one stab wounds are assumed to have jumped with the knife and bounced.
1. Because I said so.
