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Train etiquetee

Alphatreedog

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    So a few years back I was riding the Metro in DC . It was morning rush and the subway was pretty packed , standing room only . I was up with my back against the door and this cute little twenty something comes over and stand against the partition to my left and she was just in front of me . As the train is moving a bucking she proceeds to settle her little butt right up tight into my standing lap . I mean she us up close and real personal . She was like this til I got off at my stop . At times from the trains movements she was kinda grinding into it . So what's acceptable . Can I grab some I mean hell she started it . Do I say thanks . Should I have tipped her . I think about it every now and then wondering was I just a seat or a thrill .
     
    Please refer to the "Hot vs Crazy" instructional video;

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKWmFWRVLlU

    Personally, I think age also needs to be factored in. In this day and age of sjw's and snowflakes, seems like there would be a higher percentage of them in the younger age groups. Me ? I'd probably just run as fast as I could in the other direction...... I've got a wife and she's outgrown most of her crazy, so life's not bad.
     
    Oh sorry, when you said 'Train etiquette...' I thought something completely different....

    cat-gangbang.jpg


    Cheers,

    Sirhr
     
    So a few years back I was riding the Metro in DC . It was morning rush and the subway was pretty packed , standing room only . I was up with my back against the door and this cute little twenty something comes over and stand against the partition to my left and she was just in front of me . As the train is moving a bucking she proceeds to settle her little butt right up tight into my standing lap . I mean she us up close and real personal . She was like this til I got off at my stop . At times from the trains movements she was kinda grinding into it . So what's acceptable . Can I grab some I mean hell she started it . Do I say thanks . Should I have tipped her . I think about it every now and then wondering was I just a seat or a thrill .

    Your lucky she didn't call the Police and have you arrested for fondling her.
     
    It was probably a mind game of potential engagement.
    They are used to being in control of most sexual encounters.
    She most certainly knew of the contact and was getting her jollies and seeing how you were effected.


    R
     
    It was probably a mind game of potential engagement.
    They are used to being in control of most sexual encounters.
    She most certainly knew of the contact and was getting her jollies and seeing how you were effected.


    R

    And most likely feeling how I was affected . Schwing .
     
    You didn't give her your tip ? ; ) You had your back to the wall , all good ; take it as a compliment that you looked like a fella she
    could stand next to ! I had a similar incident on the London Underground once , had a boner a cat couldn't scratch …. The girl
    in my incident was super hot , and her bumping just a little more than the natural sway of the carriage would suggest . She just
    eyeballed my crotch as she got off the Tube , smiled and went on her way , no doubt pleased with her work !
     
    Saw something similar happen on the subway twice except that both times it was a white perv man and a minding his own business Asian male.

    In the first case the Asian male was sitting in an end seat with a barrier/arm rest on his left and a support pole for the over head hand rail to his right. The Asian male was sitting with one leg crossed over the knee of his other so that the upper leg left the knee up and kind of out in the aisle. The train wasn't that packed and perv white man came over and used the over head hand rail, leaning toward our innocent Asian man positioning his junk so that it rode innocent Asian mans exposed knee. As the train moved perv white man rocked his junk back and forth on our Asian man's knee. It wasn't long before our innocent traveler had to climb over the handrail barrier on the left in order to avoid the white perv's junk. White perv ran off the train at the next stop.

    The second was a white perv on a packed train rubbing innocent Asian man's ass. The train was jammed as it was a Red Sox game night. Innocent Asian man yelled something at white perv and white perv exited at the next stop.

    I learned something and am left with a question about something due to these two incidents...

    A. Beware, lanky white guys, with bloodhound, blood shot eyes, crazy hair and saggy jeans when on the train. They are suspected sick individuals until proven otherwise.

    B. Why were minding their own business Asian males chosen as the target. Is it considered by predators that they as a group will be less likely to throw a shit fit or did I just observe a coincidental incident. Both Asian males fit the "MIT Student" stereotype.