Re: TSA: loaded diaper or Semtex?
How would this be: backpacking shorts falling about 4" above the knee with elastic waist band; button fly, no metal retainers to close pockets, covering a speedo bathing suit, with a shortened, mesh running singlet for a top. That, and 3 day body odor.
Now, refuse the "microwave oven search," demand a private room enhanced pat down, and when, just prior to search, demand that the TSA Fat Fuck changes out his latex gloves (hell, you don't know where and/or what those fucking grimy things were/touched - e.g., how about a ringing dose of infectious hives on the hips of the bloat who went in before you
, comment that because the TSA website says that "we are all partners (sic) in this security effort" (or words closely approximate thereto), offer to dump you backpacking shorts and remove your mesh singlet. Be sure at the point at which he looks like he's gonna to "touch your junk," apologize for the diarrheic like fart you emit. HAHAHAH
On the other hand, if when we return from Paris this coming Fall, I hope to God I get the woman who screened me last year
Exciting experience, though far too short LOL