Wait, where are people getting limited edition Crye pants from?

[TheGerman]

So I am an avid 'collector' of Crye pants even though I wear and beat the shit out of them. There are always 'rare' ones up on ebay for some insane amount, but occasionally I'll see a bunch of new limited run patterns show up for sale where people basically got them brand new and are flipping them.

Went on TacSwap and out of literally nowhere last week, there are BNIB Crye DCU combat pants and shirts all over. Before that, the only DCU pants Crye ever made were basically prototypes that sit on ebay for $2k a pair or whatever.

What is this faggotry, and how are these people getting them? Absolutely nothing about DCU pants on Crye's site nor on any of the larger Crye retailers.

Also, I've recently discovered UF Pro pants (which I initially thought were airsoft pants) and they make Crye look like Dickies.

 

[Cardboard55]

Looking for a pair of 54 2x-short, if you run across any...

 

[UKDslayer]

Looking for a pair of 54 2x-short, if you run across any...

They biggest size they make is 46.

 

[Snipe260]

I need some as well. So I can be a operator!

 

[n2ishun]

You mean....these's ?

Combat Pant LE01™

crye precision

www.cryeprecision.com

 

[Cardboard55]

They biggest size they make is 46.

The little lady isn't gonna like to hear that...

 

[TheGerman]

You mean....these's ?

Combat Pant LE01™

crye precision

www.cryeprecision.com

No you muppet.

G3/G4 combat pants in DCU camo.

 

[chevy_man]

Quit being a poor and order in a large enough quantity to get your own color....

 

[n2ishun]

No you muppet.

G3/G4 combat pants in DCU camo.

Oh.
Because you explained that so clearly in your post.
Or, had zero description whatsoever....

DCU = DC Universe, right ?
So you're essentially looking for BatMan pants....or is it SuperMan ?

 

[TheOE800]

Talk to OP Tactical, Tactical Distributors, or one of those dealers. They arrange non-listed camo runs all the time.

 

[n2ishun]

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

Aren't these the ones where the Velcro needs replaced? I guess if you kept your old sneakers you'd have some extra Velcro

 

[tomcatmv]

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Is that Hunter getting ready to get hammered at the Pelosi Res??

 

[Doc68]

How the rich have fallen......fucking 1st world problems.......

Doc

 

[DOA]

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Bet you had that pic already stored on your computer..

 

[n2ishun]

Bet you had that pic already stored on your computer..

Nah, it was an easy search... "Superman underoos" > images > rt. click > save image as.

Still dunno wtf with herr deutchen.
Title specifically states "limited edition" ....so me, actually reading that shit posts a link to "limited edition (LE01)" Crye pants.
He's worried about colors.
From my experience women worry about colors....you know, the couch, the towels, the curtains....etc etc.
The men I know worry if it fits and then give it a good sniff to be sure it's clean.....yup, good enough.

 

[Austan]

Quit being a poor and order in a large enough quantity to get your own color....

Sounds likes there's an opportunity for a group buy of snipershide special edition dickflage camo pants. I assume special order camo also comes in special sizes to fit the membership, like 54 double short or whatever fatty up there needs.

 

[OREGUN]

Aren't these the ones where the Velcro needs replaced? I guess if you kept your old sneakers you'd have some extra Velcro

It’s also important to know if “anything tactical” will be done in these DCU pants.

 

[lariat]

It’s also important to know if “anything tactical” will be done in these DCU pants.

Yeah, mostly tactical Cheeto eating while watching Call of Duty and Minecraft voiceovers on YouTube. (You know who you are).

 

[SilentStalkr]

I need some as well. So I can be a operator!

I thought you were already operating!!! HOA style!

 

[rjacobs]

It’s also important to know if “anything tactical” will be done in these DCU pants.

can you masturbate "tactically"?

 

[hlee]

Bet you had that pic already stored on your computer..

Him and GreengoJuan are “Johnny on the spot” with selfies…

 

[hlee]

can you masturbate "tactically"?

7th grade. A kid was excused from history class due to a failed attempt to “tactically masturbate…” This was before the GWOT, so well before the proliferation of tactical pants. He may have been more successful in Crye pants- lots of pockets. Especially if the Velcro is worn out…

 

[rjacobs]

7th grade. I was excused from history class due to a failed attempt to “tactically masturbate…”

Fixed that for you...

 

[hlee]

Fixed that for you...

I’d have got ‘er done.

 

[OREGUN]

I’d have got ‘er done.

The “h” stands for high speed. Apparently.

 

[hlee]

The “h” stands for high speed. Apparently.

Slow is smooth. Smooth is fast…

 

[n2ishun]

I’d have got ‘er done.

While fantasizing about the male teacher ?

 

[hlee]

While fantasizing about the male teacher ?

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Not everyone has homoerotic fantasies. But, you do you. It’s 2022. I’m not going to judge.

 

[n2ishun]

I’d have got ‘er done.

While fantasizing about the male teacher ?

Not everyone has homoerotic fantasies like me.

I'm not judgemental.
In the closet or out, I could care less.
Flame on sugar britches.

 

[hlee]

While fantasizing about the male teacher ?

I'm not judgemental.
In the closet or out, I could care less.
Flame on sugar britches.

Projection much? Btw, you should pm your Superman selfie to GreengoJuan. You have a lot in common.

 

[OREGUN]

And that folks is how a big-media copy editor leads their reader along the intended path while maintaining plausible deniability.

As always, everything you read on the internet is fake.

 

[Jigstick]

DCU is the Creedmoor of camo. Fucking D-bag

 

[SilentStalkr]

My Duluth’s are about as tactical as I get these days.

 

[Jefe's Dope]

Been wearing the UF Pro for a couple seasons now. I prefer the P-40s but the Striker HT are as close as you can get to wearing shorts w/o wearing shorts. They breathe unbelievably well.