Want AF-1 to better represent America?

[pmclaine]

Paint it B-17 olive drab with yellow tail numbers, nose art featuring Melania and have Dillon Aeros., Browning 50's and a couple 105s pointing out of each and every orifice..........

https://www.breitbart.com/big-gover...-requests-more-american-air-force-one-design/


Lets not hang on to the Jackie O era.

Someone with photoshop skills give us your best effort.

 

[EddieNFL]

At least there isn't a gay looking symbol on it.

 

[Redmanss]

Or if that's too ostentatious, here's another design that's well recognized and American through and through, even if it's a bit "gay".

 

[Maggot]

One of the most all American things I know of is the Grateful Dead. Put Jerry's photo on AF1

 

[Gunfighter14e2]

One thing about the USAF, they normally get more than one kill per round.

 

[Redmanss]

One of the most all American things I know of is the Grateful Dead. Put Jerry's photo on AF1

Should they post his General Discharge from the Army when he got kicked out for being an all around piece of shit next to it, or should that be next to his died in rehab for being a lifelong junkie death certificate? Asking for a friend...

 

[buffalowinter]

Matching Air Force and Marine One's!

 

[pmclaine]

One of the most all American things I know of is the Grateful Dead. Put Jerry's photo on AF1

No effing way.

Hey I like the music but not the lifestyle.

 

[pmclaine]

One thing about the USAF, they normally get more than one kill per round.

Sadly.....

https://www.strategypage.com/militaryforums/10-179.aspx#startofcomments

 

[johnnycat]

I think a shark on the nose would be epic

 

[mdmp5]

One of the most all American things I know of is the Grateful Dead. Put Jerry's photo on AF1

I hate that fucking crunchy bullshit. Smelly ass hippies playing hacky sack and having bong sessions. No thank you

 

[Bender]

Should they post his General Discharge from the Army when he got kicked out for being an all around piece of shit next to it, or should that be next to his died in rehab for being a lifelong junkie death certificate? Asking for a friend...

Dead heads are some of the most drugged up lazy people I’ve met...

And that music absolutely sucks.

 

[jrassy]

Put another seat in there and make this his state hopper.

 

[mdmp5]

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Dead heads are some of the most drugged up lazy people I’ve met...

And that music absolutely sucks.

Should they post his General Discharge from the Army when he got kicked out for being an all around piece of shit next to it, or should that be next to his died in rehab for being a lifelong junkie death certificate? Asking for a friend...

Bender and Redman telling it like it is. Now that's what I call American

 

[Nik H]

 

[pmclaine]

I think a shark on the nose would be epic

Not the best fighter of the war but it punched above its weight and looked bad ass.

 

[Maggot]

Bender and Redman telling it like it is. Now that's what I call American

Ya'll dont know shit.

Ive been to a lot of their concerts. Like everything else, theres good, bad, and non aligned. Its interesting to just watch the people. Vive le difference.

But then, you, who havent, know it all. "Shakes head sadly."

 

[mdmp5]

Ya'll dont know shit.

Ive been to a lot of their concerts. Like everything else, theres good, bad, and non aligned. Its interesting to just watch the people. Vive le difference.

But then, you, who havent, know it all. "Shakes head sadly."

I went to college in burlington VT. I've had all the fuckin dead, phish, ben and jerry's and whatever else crunchy stoner bullshit I need for a couple lifetimes. Fucking cock smoking pothead freaky freaks

 

[Mike_Honcho]

All I am gonna say - never get caught in the section for the twirlers........

 

[Strykervet]

All I am gonna say - never get caught in the section for the twirlers........

What the fuck is a "twirler"?

 

[Sean the Nailer]

I went to college in burlington VT. I've had all the fuckin dead, phish, ben and jerry's and whatever else crunchy stoner bullshit I need for a couple lifetimes. Fucking cock smoking pothead freaky freaks

Don't sugar-coat it,,, tell us how you really feel!!!!
Ha

 

[Mike_Honcho]

What the fuck is a "twirler"?

So there I was...June 1994 at a Dead show b/c my friends said come on let’s go....I spent most of my time up until that point outside the show....went in and found A) I really didn’t like the music B) I was in an entire section with a bunch of people that considered dancing spinning around and around and around with their arms out - I came to find out ‘twirlers’ were a thing.

I’d had enough. I left the show on foot, found a regular bar and watched OJ in the now famous slow speed chase....

 

[Maggot]

So there I was...June 1994 at a Dead show b/c my friends said come on let’s go....I spent most of my time up until that point outside the show....went in and found A) I really didn’t like the music B) I was in an entire section with a bunch of people that considered dancing spinning around and around and around with their arms out - I came to find out ‘twirlers’ were a thing.

I’d had enough. I left the show on foot, found a regular bar and watched OJ in the now famous slow speed chase....

It lets them see god.

 

[buffalowinter]

For the tail

 

[buffalowinter]

Or...sell advertising space and give the proceeds back to the taxpayer.

 

[Maggot]

Or...sell advertising space and give the proceeds back to the taxpayer.

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4 The Win.

 

[Redmanss]

Or...sell advertising space and give the proceeds back to the taxpayer.

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I say sell Taco Bell and Jose Cuervo ad space being sold to fund the wall.

 

[PDXGS]

What the cost of a custom job on a 747?....maybe he should just chill out and concentrate on the substance aspect of his character.

 

[FS1]

Or...sell advertising space and give the proceeds back to the taxpayer.

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I was thinking the same thing. Only it would be Boeing, Ratheon, General Dynamics stickers just like NASCAR. At 10 grand per square inch or similar. We would pay off those 4 Billion dollar planes in the first year. It would be very American too.

 

[FS1]

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[Maggot]

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[FS1]

I added the Air Force logo and effed it up in the edit

 

[Maggot]

I added the Air Force logo and effed it up in the edit
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Nice work. You should submit this for consideration.

 

[pmclaine]

I added the Air Force logo and effed it up in the edit
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Just to warm the cockles of my heart paint it up like an 8th AF B-17 and add ball turrets top and bottom with dual .50 BMG, 5 or 6 Dillon Aeros per side, a quad .50 BMG tail, chin turret 105 cannon and similar 105 cannon fore/aft of the wing root on the sides, Melania nose art, kill marks for every moab dropped, cruise missile strike, drone strike, infantry op, made during this admin

 

[Rthur]

I'm thinking something along these lines, but his oldlady

Fuckin' libs would loose their shit...

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