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We should all speak a little Pirate

pmclaine

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    "Ye miserable victims of the earth,
    ye cowardly poltroons who serve kings, princes and lords
    for a miserly pittance scarce big enough to keep body and soul together.

    Ye are yellow-livered swine, numskulls and craven cowards to serve
    those who trample on ye with laws they make to protect ill
    gotten powers and wealth.

    They make their laws to rob thee as they wish and enforce
    these foul laws with sword and musket.

    They banquet in the fine halls of their castles and mansions
    and leave ye to feed on the few crumbs and the gristle
    they can not eat.

    To ye I say I am no slave and as a free man I have the right to
    make war on them as they do to me. To all of ye I say,

    Make one with me against these vultures who look on us as swine
    and cattle."

    Black Sam Bellamy, 1716, to the Just captured crew of the British ship Wydah

    The man was ahead of his time, arrrgh, mateys!

    Or as HL Mencken put it....

    "Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats."

     
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    "Ye miserable victims of the earth,
    ye cowardly poltroons who serve kings, princes and lords
    for a miserly pittance scarce big enough to keep body and soul together.

    Ye are yellow-livered swine, numskulls and craven cowards to serve
    those who trample on ye with laws they make to protect ill
    gotten powers and wealth.

    They make their laws to rob thee as they wish and enforce
    these foul laws with sword and musket.

    They banquet in the fine halls of their castles and mansions
    and leave ye to feed on the few crumbs and the gristle
    they can not eat.

    To ye I say I am no slave and as a free man I have the right to
    make war on them as they do to me. To all of ye I say,

    Make one with me against these vultures who look on us as swine
    and cattle."

    Black Sam Bellamy, 1716, to the Just captured crew of the British ship Wydah

    The man was ahead of his time, arrrgh, mateys!

    Or as HL Mencken put it....

    "Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats."


    That’s my kinda party.
     
    "Damn ye altogether: damn them for a pack of crafty rascals, and you, who serve them, for a parcel of hen-hearted numbskulls. They vilify us, the scoundrels do, when there is only this difference, they rob the poor under the cover of law, forsooth, and we plunder the rich under protection of our own courage; had you not better make one of us, than sneak after the asses of those villains for employment?"

    ~Another one from Black Sam Bellamy