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Maggie’s We Thought Soccer Couldn't Get Any More Lame....

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Cheating pansies notwithstanding, soccer still rocks.

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And one for the ladies:

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That was a nice goal....I wonder if they offered her a contract?
 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: tullius</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> soccer still rocks.

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Man card please...
 
Re: We Thought Soccer Couldn't Get Any More Lame....

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: High Binder</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Man card please...</div></div>

Sure. Come out for a 9:30am Sunday morning league game, after a hard night of drinking and wenching, and go the full 90 minutes with our Division 1 squad. We'll see that you get one.
 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: tullius</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: High Binder</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Man card please...</div></div>

Sure. Come out for a 9:30am Sunday morning league game, after a hard night of drinking and wenching, and go the full 90 minutes with our Division 1 squad. We'll see that you get one. </div></div>

LOL! Screw that too much running for me.
 
Re: We Thought Soccer Couldn't Get Any More Lame....

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: tullius</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: High Binder</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Man card please...</div></div>

Sure. Come out for a 9:30am Sunday morning league game, after a hard night of drinking and wenching, and go the full 90 minutes with our Division 1 squad. We'll see that you get one. </div></div>

Again this activity proves your gay....if you've been up all night drinking and banging skank you don't get up and play soccer, you pump another load in her ass and go get breakfast....fucking losers!
 
Re: We Thought Soccer Couldn't Get Any More Lame....

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Chanonry</div><div class="ubbcode-body">

it's a man's game over here... </div></div>

Wouldn't rugby fit that bill or do Scots not play Rugby?
 
Re: We Thought Soccer Couldn't Get Any More Lame....

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: High Binder</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Chanonry</div><div class="ubbcode-body">

it's a man's game over here... </div></div>

Wouldn't rugby fit that bill or do Scots not play Rugby?</div></div>

Well if you watched the game on Sunday it is debatable whether we 'play' or just turn up.

It is true that when I was a kid if you wanted to play soccer at school you were made to watch the other kids play rugby until you decided you wanted to join in. But that is just the strange local custom from my (original) part of Scotland
 
Re: We Thought Soccer Couldn't Get Any More Lame....

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: smokshwn</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: tullius</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: High Binder</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Man card please...</div></div>

Sure. Come out for a 9:30am Sunday morning league game, after a hard night of drinking and wenching, and go the full 90 minutes with our Division 1 squad. We'll see that you get one. </div></div>

Again this activity proves your gay....if you've been up all night drinking and banging skank you don't get up and play soccer, you pump another load in her ass and go get breakfast....fucking losers! </div></div>

Never been one for associating heterosexual behavior and pumping a load in someone's ass... but if that's your definition of it...
 
Re: We Thought Soccer Couldn't Get Any More Lame....

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: bohem</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: smokshwn</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: tullius</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: High Binder</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Man card please...</div></div>

Sure. Come out for a 9:30am Sunday morning league game, after a hard night of drinking and wenching, and go the full 90 minutes with our Division 1 squad. We'll see that you get one. </div></div>

Again this activity proves your gay....if you've been up all night drinking and banging skank you don't get up and play soccer, you pump another load in her ass and go get breakfast....fucking losers! </div></div>

Never been one for associating heterosexual behavior and pumping a load in someone's ass... but if that's your definition of it... </div></div>

Realizing your partner calls you bitch and the loads are on your chin....don't let the term HER in my post spoil your brand of fun
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Re: We Thought Soccer Couldn't Get Any More Lame....

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: smokshwn</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: bohem</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: smokshwn</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
Again this activity proves your gay....if you've been up all night drinking and banging skank you don't get up and play soccer, you pump another load in her ass and go get breakfast....fucking losers! </div></div>

Never been one for associating heterosexual behavior and pumping a load in someone's ass... but if that's your definition of it... </div></div>

Realizing your partner calls you bitch and the loads are on your chin....don't let the term HER in my post spoil your brand of fun
wink.gif
</div></div>

So you're saying that you're a proponent of sodomy then, be it male or female?
 
Re: We Thought Soccer Couldn't Get Any More Lame....

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: smokshwn</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
Realizing your partner calls you bitch and the loads are on your chin....don't let the term HER in my post spoil your brand of fun
wink.gif
</div></div>

Smokshwn's just a socially awkward type trying out his dialogue for his dream job as a screenwriter for porn movies. Until then, he's working as a stunt butt in German gay porn to make ends meet (literally)...
 
Re: We Thought Soccer Couldn't Get Any More Lame....

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Mike</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Soccer is for men who aren't <span style="color: #009900">dumb </span>enough to play rugby...</div></div>

There, fixed it for ya.
 
Re: We Thought Soccer Couldn't Get Any More Lame....

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Mike</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Soccer is for men who aren't tough enough to play rugby... </div></div>

having played both, for years, I'd say bollox to this...
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