Weird cat lady down the street

[Mater2009]

What can I do about three cat-murdering dogs in a neighbourhood yard?

Loving a pet makes us hope their bad behaviour is an aberration. Take an approach that doesn’t feel like jabbing a finger, advises Eleanor Gordon-Smith

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[gunjunkie45]

My advice would be to keep your fucking cat out of my yard... Can't blame the dog if you let the pussy roam.

 

[308pirate]

The UK......no surprise there

Newsflash: don't let your fucking cats run wild and they won't end up dead in their predators' jaws. Dogs gonna dog.

This I say as a cat lover myself.

 

[Blutroop]

Perhaps the dog owner should sue the cat owner for trespass and causing indigestion.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

As a cat lover, all I can say is keep cats indoors and if dog sets one foot on property then suppressed .22 in head and put in dumpster. Not dogs. Dog owner.

Sirhr

 

[Gasgun]

Perhaps the dog owner should sue the cat owner for trespass and causing indigestion.

Or having to scoop up the pile of former cat off of his lawn.?

 

[chevy_man]

Our dog knows not to touch the cats in the house (unless one jumps on the dining table, then I tell the dog it's fair game and the cats hide for awhile).

However, she will kill anything in the yard. Mice, birds, squirrels, cats, rabbits, anything.

I love that I never find a mouse in my garage or house. I never find stray cats hanging out, I never have deer shit in my yard, i rarely have bird shit on anything.

My yard is for my dog. Your shithead comes in there and it'll either learn to stay away or be dead. I don't care which, so long as I'm not dealing with your pet.

 

[Snuby642]

Self defense , castle law, no need to retreat in thier own home.

Any cat in thier yard is theirs.
Any cat in your yard is an uncontrolled stray.

People should put thier cats on a leash or keep them in thier own yard.

 

[P-Squared]

I don't understand how you, let alone a dog, murders a cat. Kill maybe, but not murder.

 

[myronman3]

Some people....i tell ya. If dog owners behaved like a lot of the cat owners i have seen....

Most cat owners let their cats roam where ever..and can’t understand why some folks dont like it. I had a garden when i lived up north....and the damn cats would shit in it relentlessly, and for some reason thought that outside my bedroom window was THE premier place to fight and fuck at all hours of the night. I had 3 very young children that used to wake up scared as hell from the screaming.

You want to see a pissed off wife? Cut loose with a 22 through the window screen in the middle of the night while she is sleeping a few times. All in all, was worth it. Critters understand more than you think they do. It’s like a memo got sent out.

 

[Pbgt]

I love your attitudes, go on GT and mention you football kicked a stray cat across your yard...and OMG....you'd have thought I just kicked the pope in the chops..."if I ever saw you do that I'd bla..bla... you " its a bunch of old fockers, being internet badazzes, sitt'in their walker with a cat on their lap...

 

[308220]

Here in the US there is a leash law. Any stray dog in my yard gets shot and thrown over the hill. I treat stray dogs the same as I do coyotes. I have a young nephew that likes to play outside. Any dog running stray, whether it be a neighbors or not, gets the lead. Should have kept it on a leash or fenced in. I dont know that dog.

Its very careless for dog owners to let their dogs run free if youre not secluded (1 mile+ from any house) in the country. Dont bitch and whine when your dog stumbles onto somebody elses property and fucks with their shit and gets shot.

Out at my uncles place, his neighbor had 2 dogs that the neighbor "loved very much". They were free range dogs. Always came on the property. Always chased deer. So one day when we saw them chasin down a doe and her fawn, we grabbed the guns and those dogs ate the dirt.

 

[308220]

Personally I agree with every word you said but be careful advertising it.

Good luck ever finding a dog I shoot. And in my neck of the woods, its as simple as this....

Cop: Was your dog on a leash?
Owner: No.
Cop: Have a nice day.

 

[myronman3]

was your liberal on a leash?

 

[Blutroop]

If it’s not threatening you or your livestock, if your not gonna skin it or eat it.. oh now I see why natives started scalping.

 

[Scott037]

My cat is fucking mean and has a plan. She fucks with dogs. She also lived under a house before i got her.

 

[W54/XM-388]

My cat is fucking mean and has a plan. She fucks with dogs. She also lived under a house before i got her.

There were a few cats around the neighborhood who thought that way too, they all eventually learned that if the jaws are bigger than the whole of them it's time to run, they seem to pick up the pace and get off the X pretty quick.

 

[lonegunman762x51]

Buy her a new zucchini sized vibrator and a Costco sleeve of "D" batteries..................................she'll shut up.

 

[W54/XM-388]

Buy her a new zucchini sized vibrator and a Costco sleeve of "D" batteries..................................she'll shut up.

Don't bother with half measures, go straight for the Hitachi Magic Wand. All the AC power you'll ever need.

 

[M8541Reaper]

 

[supercorndogs]

 

[BigTex]

I had a neighbor try to start some similar shit one time. His cats would walk on top of my fence day in and day out tormenting my Weimaraners. Once in a while, a cat would lose footing and wouldn't even make it to the ground before being ripped apart. It happened about 3 times in one month and he came over irate, screaming, red faced, talking about lawsuits and so forth. He was tired of having to explain dead cats to his kids. I told him to pound sand and keep HIS cats out of MY yard... or better yet quit dragging the nasty bastards home. I had my lawyer send him a letter mainly for entertainment purposes, never heard another word. I did criminal trespass him and put him on notice that he was suspect #1 if anything happened to MY dogs in MY yard.


Pic of the blood thirsty cat slayers:

 

[Scott037]

The big difference here is i wont say my cat didnt earn her death. But yet again what is that saying, fear a old person in a young mans trade.

 

[supercorndogs]

I made it to “ I am related to one of the murdered cats (I was his devoted cat-auntie)”

What the fuck?

I thought bestiality was against the law?

 

[Crang]

I had a neighbor try to start some similar shit one time. His cats would walk on top of my fence day in and day out tormenting my Weimaraners. Once in a while, a cat would lose footing and wouldn't even make it to the ground before being ripped apart. It happened about 3 times in one month and he came over irate, screaming, red faced, talking about lawsuits and so forth. He was tired of having to explain dead cats to his kids. I told him to pound sand and keep HIS cats out of MY yard... or better yet quit dragging the nasty bastards home. I had my lawyer send him a letter mainly for entertainment purposes, never heard another word. I did criminal trespass him and put him on notice that he was suspect #1 if anything happened to MY dogs in MY yard.


Pic of the blood thirsty cat slayers:

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Had a GSD and a Weimaraner as a kid at one point on an invisible fence and family had a cat that lived free staying on other side of fence. Cat would roll around on the line so the dogs would get the shit shocked out of them. It knew what it was doing. One day have folks coming for dinner- one is scared of dogs and asked us to lock them up. Tossed them in the garage not knowing the cat was in there. After the people leave, my Mom is saying the dogs shredded a rug in the garage but she doesnt remember us having one out there lol. Realized it was her cat and chased them with a broom bad enough they wouldnt go near her for a week. I about fell over laughing. Damn thing got exactly what was coming.

 

[myronman3]

The big difference here is i wont say my cat didnt earn her death. But yet again what is that saying, fear a old person in a young mans trade.

So in re-reading this thread, i am at a loss for what issue you have going on?

 

[Ravenworks]

Don't bother with half measures, go straight for the Hitachi Magic Wand. All the AC power you'll ever need.

You better include a crash helmet in case she gets thrown off and tries to sue your ass

 

[Strykervet]

WTF?

Okay, I have a cat and a dog. Gotta agree with Sirhr, keep 'em inside.

Mine will sometimes see an opportunity and run out. It scares the shit out of me she'll get eaten by the neighbor's dog, he's a big ass blood hound. If that happened though, I could hardly blame my neighbor or his dog!

Luckily though my cat is part pig and can barely make it two hours outside without succumbing to the sound of a rattling bag of food. She loves hunting spiders but spiders just ain't that filling.

Everybody has to be the goddamn victim today....