Around here it's this
And this
The most off roading they do is park on the grass at their kids games.
And this
The most off roading they do is park on the grass at their kids games.
Prius. 
In the fast lane
At 54 mph.....
In the fast lane
At 54 mph.....
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Chevys
Yup, Subarus here too. With roof racks and Bernie stickers. Lots of Bernie stickers.
Found this on the internet, but it's a solid example of the norm around here.
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Tesla with at least one and possibly all of the above stickers: Coexisit, Biden/Harris or some flavor of rainbow pride. There is a charging area at grocery down the street with a big row of chargers it no joke is hilarious to drive past it's a collection of fedora hats, hipster jeans hanging out taking selfies with each other while charging. Bonus if you have not done this, but parking at a Tesla charging spot draws the best glares....and laughs.
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Audi "SUVs."
No shortage of douche bags around here... Driving everything under the sun except a 1991.5 3/4 ton Dodge Cummins.
Anything with VA, MD, NY license plates pretty much IS a douche and they love to show you how to drive.
Dodge Challengers, not every douchebag drives a Challenger but every Challenger driver sure seems to be a giant douchebag.
Lots of IROC Camaros and Hondas here. The IROCs are always in the shop and the Hondas never have their original drivetrain, the door jambs are rarely painted and there's usually a really sad looking stuffed animal hanging off the rear bumper. They sound like weed whackers and are covered in stickers. LOTS of stickers.
No shortage of mall crawlers and Diesel's with no hitch on the back in Oklahoma but us rednecks try to keep em to a minimum. Things like this still baffle me but I guess I'm just getting older, bitchier, and don't have any fucks left
For the real ‘woke’ here it is the Subaru with the usual Democrat sticker, Hillary, Bernie, Biden. The new 4 door Porsche is now tied with the Tesla, BMW & Benz. Since Audi opened a local dealer more of those are now the ‘in’ car.
Central Jersey Ferrari & Maserati is very close. The Maserati SUV looks to be gaining a foothold.
When I was plowing the interstate highways I never saw any of the luxury SUV’s (Porsche, Benz big box SUV). I mostly saw the 4x4 trucks & Jeep’s.
Maxwell
Central Jersey Ferrari & Maserati is very close. The Maserati SUV looks to be gaining a foothold.
When I was plowing the interstate highways I never saw any of the luxury SUV’s (Porsche, Benz big box SUV). I mostly saw the 4x4 trucks & Jeep’s.
Maxwell
Nothing like buying a diesel without owning something to pull, putting a winch on something that's never been in the dirt, or low profile street tires on a 4WD
This bullshit is called "Carolina Squat" and also makes me want to vomit
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Out here its easy to identify the douchebags...
...There the ones with the Datsun truck that has a screen door attached to the driver's side.
...There the ones with the Datsun truck that has a screen door attached to the driver's side.
The local supermarket has one of those spots and I make a point to park in it whenever I can
This machine kills fascists? LOL.... I'd invite the motherfucker to try.Yup, Subarus here too. With roof racks and Bernie stickers. Lots of Bernie stickers.
Found this on the internet, but it's a solid example of the norm around here.
What. The. Fuck.This bullshit is called "Carolina Squat" and also makes me want to vomit
Yeah I dunno, stopped trying to figure it out... Besides Snipershide I have no social media, I don't watch any News unless it's for the weather, I just don't care anymore
Wheels on a 4x4 should be just large enough to clear the calipers and utilize the increased amount of sidewall to deal with rocks and shock. Also have minimal offset as to not put increased force on the spindles (don’t even bring up semi float axles looking at you jeeps).
At least they swapped the front end of that Chevy , but they probably lifted the rear with blocks leading to increased wheel hop on acceleration and making that rear pinion quite vulnerable. Oh well. They should have plenty of towing available at THE MALL.
At least they swapped the front end of that Chevy , but they probably lifted the rear with blocks leading to increased wheel hop on acceleration and making that rear pinion quite vulnerable. Oh well. They should have plenty of towing available at THE MALL.
I’d say the real tools around here are driving jacked up diesels and Jeeps. The libtards are more likely to be seen in a Subaru or some other gay ass suv car. Easy to tell them from the rest, the men are usually wearing their old ladies pants. Fucking pathetic people.
I thought they were made with love?
Drinking a local craft beer talking about mouth feel, the hints of chocolate and nuts, while wearing a brand new flannel...?
Prius
Subaru
Dodge trucks.
Subaru
Dodge trucks.
65 in the left lane, not passing anyone and generally just clogging up traffic.
Prius, Subaru, Chevy Cruze, 2wd econopickup.
Prius, Subaru, Chevy Cruze, 2wd econopickup.
How’d you guess. Only mouth feel the really know is some random dudes dick
Socal here and its the Range Rover...the preferred vehicle of assholes
Exactly what I was going to say...
Subarus and tan Hondas are my nemesis, but the biggest douchbags are the trucks on 81 that are both governed to 65, but one of them can do 65.57864392 so it thinks it has to pass. That combined with the hills equals miles of backups.
Brodozer diesel trucks with lifts, giant wheels, and ultra low profile street tires that are narrower than the wheel. Also they all have to put a sticker with their area code on the windshield and back glass like that means anything. Giant exhaust tips or stacks and rolling coal while idling. Complete and total faggotry.
You should see what the douchebags drive where I live......
Anything that has their Instagram handle plastered to the side and back window.
^^^This^^^. See a Scooby and just wait for the douche move.
