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What will be next atf “law”?

Are you looking for ideas officer?

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My thought is they will soon realize they are unconstitutional, burn all the records and books, the buildings, and go get honest jobs as gay bottom prostitutes that they all dream about all day anyways.

Think they would kill zero dogs if they got to live out that fantasy.
 
reclassify all ARs as rifles regardless of barrel length, thereby eliminating an AR/AK pistol classification entirely.
 
They'll have an epiphany that the 2nd Amendment renders the ATF an unconstitutional organization and all agents will report to the nearest hard labor federal penitentiary, where they'll do actual work for a change.
 
My thought is they will soon realize they are unconstitutional, burn all the records and books, the buildings, and go get honest jobs as gay bottom prostitutes that they all dream about all day anyways.

Think they would kill zero dogs if they got to live out that fantasy.
Bingo! I was just going to post something similar, though likely not as funny.

I heard that pornhub is looking for ATF participants, using the acronym to mean something else.
 
I'm still in amazement that "recreational" binary explosives are still legal.
But then again, they may be using the "Darwin" principle.
 
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They want to classify any part of a gun to be a standalone gun.

Then they want mandatory private gun sales background checks. That would then include stocks, barrels and scopes.
 
They want to classify any part of a gun to be a standalone gun.

Then they want mandatory private gun sales background checks. That would then include stocks, barrels and scopes.
And then after that - each bullet constitutes a machine gun because it can be used in one.
And every gun case or safe is a machine gun because one can fit inside.
Then every vehicle is a machine gun for the same reason.
Everything = Machine Gun!!!!!
 
Drawings.
Drawings of firearm parts and accessories will require an ownership, transfer or manufacturers tax stamp.

Color drawings are classified as machine guns.

3 dimensional pop up drawings in books are non transferable.

Firearm thoughts become illegal.
Stop giving them ideas!
 
They will go after your firewood.
Because hey.....potential rifle and pistol stock material.

Oh, that broken pickup leaf spring ?
Yea, potential knife making material....have to dispose of it at a govt agency office.

These fucking ducks give me a hardon.
I wanna ass fuck an ATF agent so bad.....even better when he's crossdressing.
 
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well if the house doesn't cut there budget and smack them really good no doubt it will be something bad for your guns . mine are safe , but you will be up a creek without a paddle .
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My thought is they will soon realize they are unconstitutional, burn all the records and books, the buildings, and go get honest jobs as gay bottom prostitutes that they all dream about all day anyways.

Think they would kill zero dogs if they got to live out that fantasy.
To quote Peter O'Toole singing in "The Man of La Mancha," -

"To dream the impossible dream..."



If the ATF was disbanded tomorrow, I doubt that I could be concerned. Yea, even so, verily I say unto thee, I could be joyous. Exactly what have their actions accomplished to protect people.

Zero.
 
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Hey, fuck you. I’m not a boomer and that mildly annoyed my feeling
Wait until you get to my age, when all of your feelings have burned out. All you have left is a sardonic laugh but it is satisfying. As well as singing GFY.
 
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