When you meet @thegerman for the first time; Some knowledge for the Poors.

[clcustom1911]

1. When @TheGerman answers the door wearing a headlamp, Crye Precision pants, and Salomon footwear...don't be surprised.

2. When he tells you you're a fucking muppet... don't be surprised.

3. When he pulls out an HK MP5k and teaches your lady how to shoot it in the dark, in the middle of an undisclosed desert somewhere in the US wearing a full ANVIS setup... don't be surprised.

Edit to add: those that doubt his level of "Operator" or whatever. He's legit because his charcuterie board game is strong.

 

[kthomas]

Full auto mp5 by chance?

 

[Huskydriver]

Did you really....


I really need to get down there

 

[clcustom1911]

Full auto mp5 by chance?

It is indeed... about 900rpm.

 

[clcustom1911]

Did you really....


I really need to get down there

I did. We'd been planning on it when I got back from my Iraq rotation.

 

[Ric O'shay]

But does he make a decent cup of coffee?

 

[Bender]

I hear he has a solid gold KA-25 that he keeps by his $7k toilet.

 

[kenny1773]

I hear he eats this too so he can take gold plated shits in hits $7k toilet

Amazon.com

 

[Kamerad]

But does he make a decent cup of coffee?

 

[clcustom1911]

I hear he has a solid gold KA-25 that he keeps by his $7k toilet.

Maybe. Maybe not. Cannot confirm or deny.

But I do definitely know he has several jars of apple cinnamon moonshine delivered by Yours Truly.

 

[Jefe's Dope]

He's never been shy about how he likes to LARP around the house in his gear.

 

[TheGerman]

You forgot about the charcuterie board I almost didn't let you eat.

BTW next time, remind me to bring the iphone adapter for a PVS14 so you can take clear NV pics.

 

[TheGerman]

Come back soon.

I was out running drills all alone in the dark with a FA M4 while playing this in my headset

 

[TheGerman]

Full auto mp5 by chance?

 

[UKDslayer]

So are you still married?

 

[clcustom1911]

You forgot about the charcuterie board I almost didn't let you eat.

BTW next time, remind me to bring the iphone adapter for a PVS14 so you can take clear NV pics.

I was all in on the original schedule until women got involved. And yeah, if your adapter works for a Samsung, then we'll do more shenanigans this coming weekend.

 

[TheGerman]

Bump for charcuterie board and partially because Im already down to only 2.5 moonshines.

 

[kenny1773]

charcuterie board AL style

 

[Jigstick]

Does he make good baklava?

 

[JuniperEyes]

1. When @TheGerman answers the door wearing a headlamp, Crye Precision pants, and Salomon footwear...don't be surprised.

2. When he tells you you're a fucking muppet... don't be surprised.

3. When he pulls out an HK MP5k and teaches your lady how to shoot it in the dark, in the middle of an undisclosed desert somewhere in the US wearing a full ANVIS setup... don't be surprised.

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Edit to add: those that doubt his level of "Operator" or whatever. He's legit because his charcuterie board game is strong.

when reality kicks in and one understands that breathing is most important thing EVER.... Go be oxygen deprived somewhere else

 

[TheGerman]

charcuterie board AL style

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What in the deep friend inbred kissing cousins shit is this?

 

[SilentStalkr]

What in the deep friend inbred kissing cousins shit is this?

Come to Bama! Im sure we have some members that can show you.

 

[JuniperEyes]

Pfftt...

 

[TheGerman]

Bit better.

 

[HeavyAssault]

Come back soon.

I was out running drills all alone in the dark with a FA M4 while playing this in my headset

I'd love to hear your choices in a playlist.

 

[clcustom1911]

when reality kicks in and one understands that breathing is most important thing EVER.... Go be oxygen deprived somewhere else

I don’t understand where hemoglobin oxygen saturation fits in here. Care to elaborate?

 

[powdahound76]

I think HangFire is a poor and has been snubbed by KrautMan, the Crye Cape wearing wünderman.

So he just posts lame crap in an otherwise humorous and enjoyable Pit thread.

that or HangFire is the Russian stripper KrautMan was once married to and is still bitter.

Both possible

 

[Mike Casselton]

I think HangFire is a poor and has been snubbed by KrautMan, the Crye Cape wearing wünderman.

So he just posts lame crap in an otherwise humorous and enjoyable Pit thread.

that or HangFire is the Russian stripper KrautMan was once married to and is still bitter.

Both possible

Last I heard, she was hanging out at the car wash across the street from 2001 Space Odyssey.

 

[Slash0311]

What does he have against Muppets?? My spirit Animal...

 

[BytorJr]

Last I heard, she was hanging out at the car wash across the street from 2001 Space Odyssey.

What, not at Mons? Or has that gone the way of the Dodo?

 

[sirhrmechanic]

When you meet The German for the first time. Buy the drinks. STFU and enjoy being in the presence of a good guy.

One of these days, I'll get out to The German's AO. And it will be my honor to pay for the Schnapps. Or, more likely, the dark Bier.

Sirhr

 

[theLBC]

is there someplace to get dortmunder union on tap in his ao? i sort of miss it.

 

[clcustom1911]

When you meet The German for the first time. Buy the drinks. STFU and enjoy being in the presence of a good guy.

One of these days, I'll get out to The German's AO. And it will be my honor to pay for the Schnapps. Or, more likely, the dark Bier.

Sirhr

He requested apple cinnamon moonshine from me, so I got 4 jars. Good times. Going back up at the end of the week, so the libations will ensue.