Maggie’s When you're seated next to a jerk on a plane...

[Gruff]

What to do on an airplane when you find yourself seated next to a real jerk:



1. Take out your laptop.

2. Slowly open your laptop.

3. Turn it on.

4. Make certain your neighbor is watching.

5. Open your internet browser.

6. Close your eyes for a few moments, open them and then look up to the sky, or the heavens if you will.

7. Breathe deeply and open the site (http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html)

8. Look at the expression on your neighbor's face.

 

[bowtie4x4295]

Re: When you're seated next to a jerk on a plane...

DAMN

Mike

 

[DustyJacket]

Re: When you're seated next to a jerk on a plane...

great !

 

[usmc7980]

Re: When you're seated next to a jerk on a plane...

You would be in jail until the second coming.

 

[Thud]

Re: When you're seated next to a jerk on a plane..

Real DUMB. Jail so fast your assho*e will take a week to catch up with you.

 

[operator45]

Re: When you're seated next to a jerk on a plane..

You'd probebly take a .357 sig to the head from an air marshal.

 

[Alaskaman11]

Re: When you're seated next to a jerk on a plane..

Thats damn funny! There right though, the passengers would stuff you down the shitter hole

 

[athhud]

Re: When you're seated next to a jerk on a plane..

Just tell them that it is his computer.... That would get rid of him quickly!

 

[cavscout1983]

Re: When you're seated next to a jerk on a plane..

jail for...what?

Is Arabic text illegal?

fuck it... do it, get put in custody,released, and then sue. More GAPs than you can handle

10+ Points if you have a Ron Paul background.

 

[CE1371]

Re: When you're seated next to a jerk on a plane..

That is hilarious.

 

[Super Bee 950]

Re: When you're seated next to a jerk on a plane..

I am going on a flight tonight... Hmmm

 

[Nuttshooter]

Re: When you're seated next to a jerk on a plane..

Mine says link is forbidden!

 

[KHOOKS]

Re: When you're seated next to a jerk on a plane..

I can't see the web site it will not let me in.

 

[fx77]

Re: When you're seated next to a jerk on a plane..

Outstanding

 

[infidel762]

Re: When you're seated next to a jerk on a plane..

That's a good one Ruff see you at the Hardrock!

 

[usmc7980]

Re: When you're seated next to a jerk on a plane..

the music doesn't play anymore

 

[TCA4570]

Re: When you're seated next to a jerk on a plane..

To be pc, just play the countdown from predator!
Who understands symbols?
Killer movie too.

 

[Finris]

Re: When you're seated next to a jerk on a plane..

This should be sent to the annoying guy's computer so he will get the bullet to his head.

 

[LS6TT]

Re: When you're seated next to a jerk on a plane..

f-ing bad ass im saving that

 

[flyboy]

Re: When you're seated next to a jerk on a plane..

Oh man thats some funny shit. Don't quite know what to make of the outcome on that.

 

[Louis Corkern]

Re: When you're seated next to a jerk on a plane..

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: cavscout1983</div><div class="ubbcode-body">jail for...what?

Is Arabic text illegal?

fuck it... do it, get put in custody,released, and then sue. More GAPs than you can handle

10+ Points if you have a Ron Paul background.</div></div>


Yea no shit!! Arabic text is not illegal and last time I checked countdown timers were not either. The timer could be countdown to when flight lands, when he needs to make important phone call, etc.

Gonna go to jail if you open your cell to turn it to airplane mode and start pressing buttons while speaking arabic???

Kinda reminds me of the movie Soul Plane where the guy gets stuck on the toilet then owns his own airline lol..get stuck in slammer for arabic text and timer then you will be owning your own airline and lots more IMO.

 

[300WSM]

Re: When you're seated next to a jerk on a plane..

LOL to see the look on his face might be worth some jail time

 

[trob]

Re: When you're seated next to a jerk on a plane..

i would probably stab you with my plastic fork that came with my dinner.

 

[Grump]

Re: When you're seated next to a jerk on a plane..

That's not really Arabic text. It's German flowered up a bit.

Did anyone else hold the page long enough for the screams and Psycho music???

 

[Long_Action]

Re: When you're seated next to a jerk on a plane..

Now that is some funny shit!

 

[hatidua]

Re: When you're seated next to a jerk on a plane..

-wish I'd had that three days ago for the couple from Kansas next to me telling me NONSTOP about their Alaska cruise....as if I cared how the buffet each night was!

 

[Guardog36]

Re: When you're seated next to a jerk on a plane..

It actually is German...the words to always remember are..."I want a lawyer"...and anybody comes at me with a fork gets it in their eye.