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Join contest SubscribeWasn't me. I was in the middle of changing jobs/expecting my own any minute.
Were you deeper than the holler?I was at some small town in Georgia fixing some nice ladies plumbing while she said her asshole husband was off playing!
Went as deep as the holler would allow! Even got me some collards and cornbread afterwardsWere you deeper than the holler?
If you ate my collards and cornbread, we've got a problem. :-DWent as deep as the holler would allow! Even got me some collards and cornbread afterwards
Went as deep as the holler would allow! Even got me some collards and cornbread afterwards
yall want a laugh...i’m your huckleberry.
my then wife was in labor with my second boy. when he started to crown, his skin was decidedly dark and his hair was nappy AF....there was some trouble with delivery, so i only got a glimpse of him and the nurses wisked him over to their station and were franticly working on him. it seemed like a long time before i heard him cry out. anyway....i saw his dark complection and nappy hair, and in those moments, i DAMN near said....”where the fuck you been, woman!!???”.
about that time, the nurses brought him back over to us and i am glad i didnt. his hair was straight, and his skin was regaining it’s color. it seems he was deprived of oxygen, and that is why his skin was darker.
let me tell you....that was a long minute or two. fuck.
anyway....OP........my best regards. stay cool, brother. above all else....stay cool.
I only joke when it wasn’t me. All other times I remain silent
True words.once upon a time, my old man explained to me about good ways to avoid an untimely demise. the first words out of his mouth were “dont fuck with another man’s wife, his family, or his means to provide for them”. and that, gentlemen, is about as sound advice as i’ve ever had.
You gotta get in earlier manPlanting like a mad man, and hoping for no late freeze.
Rechecked my calendar and turns out those were the two weeks I wanted to go fishing, but couldn't. So looks like I hit the reset button, again.I hope your not serious creek! If so, that’s awful man!
Rechecked my calendar and turns out those were the two weeks I wanted to go fishing, but couldn't. So looks like I hit the reset button, again.
Too long a story to tell it right, but short version:
One of my buddies hates women. MFs them all the time. When I first met him I asked why.
He was in the delivery room with his first wife, and his mother-in-law was the presiding nurse. His MIL started screaming, and security came in, grabbed him, and escorted him off hospital grounds (SOP, not their first rodeo). The baby was clearly not his.