Re: Who do you like for the National Championship game
Hello, and welcome to yet another edition of Bill Swerski's Super Fans. As we are all aware, Da Chicago Bearss are quickly descending into irrelevance after yesterday’s Ditka-heartbreaking loss to the Seattle Seahawkss. With no hope of the Lombardi Trophy and no basketball, we turn today’s program to the next least-worst alternative: college football.
Now we all know the University of Chicago’s mascot is the Phoenix. Which will need to be fully used after dis year’s disappointing 5-5 record. That being said, Da Super Fans can not endorse such a mediocre program. So we turn our attention to the elite, the best of the best, and will try to determine who in the BCS Championship should get our rousing endorsement.
The only way to reasonably decide is by mascot. Obviously if the guy in a costume on our side can beat up the guy in a costume on your side, it oughta come out the same way on da field. So we have the Alabama Crimson Tide (and elephants) v. The LSU Bayou Bengals. Todd, your thoughts?
Well, Bill, I think Alabama’s mascot choice is just wrong. While initially intimidating, every month I meet the “crimson tide” at home, I just tell her to do the laundry or get back in the kitchen. I then black out for a few days and wake up on the floor… My pick: Tiger’s eat Elephants 72-0.
Easy there, Bill. The University of the State of Louisiana might be good, but dere not ’85 Bears good. Bama’s D is gonna give them trouble. I’m calling it LSU 63-2 in a close one.
How do you get 2 there, Pat?
Easy. Mercy safety by LSU in the closing seconds.
How about you, Carl? What do you think?
I believe, the Football Gods (a.k.a The Ditkas) are gonna shine on the Alabama Crimson Tide on January 9th. It will be a rout of epic proportions. There will be none in purple and gold left standing. Alabama 51-10.
You know, I heard that the LSU coach, Les Mile’s eats grass during the game. And that the grass is from Ditka’s childhood home’s front yard.
In that case, LSU 212-0.