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Who to emulate, Ted Nugent or R. Lee Ermey ?

Clark

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I would like to be the alpha male, and dominate my wife.

She has me taking doing housework, and she is wearing the pants.

I would like to have her wait on my and wear a mini skirt.

I would like to present myself as more forceful, but when I try, she bitches at me.
 
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<----- he's bullshitting you
You are so done. You have a choice. Suck it up and live out a miserable life and the slowest death known to mankind, or leave. OR bring it up and when she starts to bitch, look her square in the eye, and tell her everythinbg changes right this moment and she can deal with it, or ,'honey, there's the door, would you like me to drop you off somewhere?'

Of course emulating someone else would be a problem. The real issue at hand is this: Reach down, down deep, grab that third one, and be the man you should be. Stop being the pussy and thinking of ways to be better by playing at being someone else or something you are not. Me, I don;t play at any of that. I am just a shaved headed cigar smoking, bourbon drinkin asshole. It works for me. Being a former Marine helps too...something about getting things done as well, but I really don't listen to her unless it involves cars, trucks, motorcycles, guns, or school, important stuff. Everything else is that Charlie Brown wah wah wah blah blah wah wah, followed by my,"huh?" get it? Basically you just need to start being a dick, or a huge asshole. She will either concede, or she will become really really dedicated to being the alpha in which case, well, you get to suck it up until you die because she will outlive you just to insure you receive a miserable life
 
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im with sb on this one... im a complete asshole in general with a dont give a shit attitude and pretty much charlie brown everything except guns work and food

if she doesnt give up then its time to move on unless you can deal with being the purse holder
 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Clark</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
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I would like to be the alpha male, and dominate my wife.

She has me taking doing housework, and she is wearing the pants.

I would like to have her wait on my and wear a mini skirt.

I would like to present myself as more forceful, but when I try, she bitches at me. </div></div>

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There was a time when I was always trying please my wife and help out with some of the chores until it became expected of me.

Long story short. I told her that if I needed to cook, clean, to laundry and the dishes when I got home....what the fuck do I need her for? I told her that I was moving out and the kids are coming with me, when the kids told her that they wanted to come with me, her whole attitude changed.

Anymore I just do what I want, she can deal with it or leave...either way I don't give a shit.

You need to put your foot down brother, you are creating a monster.
 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: shankster</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
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Exactly... Someone call the waaaaambulance...
 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: gonzaga</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
I told her that if I needed to cook, clean, to laundry and the dishes when I got home....what the fuck do I need her for?
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So you married your wife just for housekeeping services? Lol...
 
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Gotta keep your pimp hand strong.
 
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Its easy, right now you think that's the only pussy you are going to get. She must be either your first or second piece of ass. Once you are not afraid of not getting laid it gets easier to be an asshole. Ass comes and ass goes, there are long dry spells between ass. That's what guns, beer, and masterbation are for.
 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Broker</div><div class="ubbcode-body">

So you married your wife just for housekeeping services? Lol...</div></div>


A good maid is way cheaper.
 
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Dominance is about attitude. Make sure your clothes send a message

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Being the boss takes balls. Balls big enough to blow in your women's face. Do that and she'll know whose in charge.

I suggest you start smoking

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Remember walk softly and carry a big stick. And don't be afraid to put a boot up someone's ass.....even your wife.

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Chingon</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Its easy, right now you think that's the only pussy you are going to get. She must be either your first or second piece of ass. Once you are not afraid of not getting laid it gets easier to be an asshole. Ass comes and ass goes, there are long dry spells between ass. That's what guns, beer, and masterbation are for. </div></div>

one of the best answers i have ever read
 
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Sounds like campfire talk, until you get home, then it's, "How high did you want me to jump Honey"? I have a buddy that gave his wife the, "I wear the pants in this house". She dipped his tooth brush in the shitter and would wipe her snatch with his pillow case.

 
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This thread is quickly becoming epic. That Van Heusen ad should be in the Smithsonian.
 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: ZLBubba</div><div class="ubbcode-body">This thread is quickly becoming epic. That Van Heusen ad should be in the Smithsonian. </div></div>

Soon Clark will be making a thread complaining about his wife cornholing him in the ass with a strap on.
 
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As stated before, don't let her play the pussy as a carrot game. I would start with going without for a month. If you stick to your guns you may be surprised.
 
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If she is plus sized, I would teach her the meaning of the word respect. She would beg for Clark back.
 
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seeing as they all are F'n nuts anyhow, doesn't matter now does it?

they should all be penned up and used for breeding purposes only to perpetuate the species. otherwise, much like a leech, in one form of another they bleed your soul dry and slowly suck the very soul out of you rendering you a an empty shell - sometimes it happens quickly, sometimes it take 50 years - but it is inevitable.

unless there's kids involved or she (her parents) are rich, kick 'er to the curb if you can't take a little leashing, other wise STFU, grab your ankles and look back to watch her unwrap her brand new strap on.

relationships supposed to be equal input / time served - until it becomes inconvienant for one or the other. so what if she wears the pants, as long as she does it well, who the F cares? life just got easier for you as she's taking care of the the stuff that is traditionally "the man's place", suggest that she cuts the grass too! besides taking care of the housework is actually quite hard. perhaps she'll get you flowers.

the Mormons got it right when it comes to wifing, no one truely has the time to be the alpha anything. one more plus for Mitt.

emulate the guy from broke back mountain, or rosie odonnell's G friend. obviously uncle ted or the gunny will be WAY too much of a stretch for you this point.


wait.....this is a shooting site, right? can't even believe this is a topic or the fact i just dedicated 5 minutes to it.

new sub forum "sniper's hide feelings-i-need-a-hug section"
 
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Before you go to far remember it is nice to have a lady in the house. Just make sure When you become the boss youve got to hold her down and stand your ground.

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And remember whn your in charge and she learns her place you can start making it nicer for her. Buy her some nice things and give her a job so she feels important.

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Just remember that we've all gotten frustrated at our spouses and we've all asked ourselves the same question at one time or another

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Clark</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
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I would like to be the alpha male, and dominate my wife.

She has me taking doing housework, and she is wearing the pants.

I would like to have her wait on my and wear a mini skirt.

I would like to present myself as more forceful, but when I try, she bitches at me. </div></div>

It is already too late. Meet a new chick with being the person you want to be and she wont have anything to complain about since she liked you before LOL
 
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As your roles reverse she's bound to make some mistakes. Be supportive if you can do it with manly interests.
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Times are really changing and most husbands nowdays are expected to act differently than before.


Don't be afraid to take a step back so you can get ahead.

Be a little old school

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This is fuckin hilarious.
 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Maser</div><div class="ubbcode-body">It's no wonder this site has so many single folks.
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There are plenty of women out there someone will make you happy. My current lady wanted to move to some state that does not trust its citizens to have the firearms I have. So I told her that state is not on the approved list. She was serious about wanting to move there so I told her she can go but I am not. She then said your guns are more important than me. I told her they will be here longer than you or I so they are more important than both of us. We are still together and I do not see that changing. Sometimes a good old fashion no is needed.

There is nothing wrong with doing some chores but all of them come on. Now if she is your sugar momma then ok but if not you want equality then let's have equality.
 
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This is one of the things I admire most about my dad. When he married my stepmom they both worked and had good jobs. When they got home from work he would sit in his recliner and she'd bring him a Jack & Coke, take his shoes off and sit at the foot of his recliner and massage his smelly assed feet for 30 minutes and talk about what they had to get done that evening. Afterwards, he'd get up out of his recliner and go to his office to do "paperwork" while she cleaned the house, cooked dinner and all the other woman stuff. After dinner she'd clean the kitchen, take the dogs for a walk and then make dessert. She cuts the grass, cleans the house, does all the shopping, cooks a damn 6 course meal every night, waits on everyone like a damn butler and doesn't bitch about it. Dad must have horse sized gold plated dick in the shape of a pimp hand is all I can figure.
 
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<span style="font-weight: bold">This is my motto taken from the master..</span>.


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I stopped trying to change who I am for the g.f. and she's history now.. I am MUCH happier bieng single than I ever was with her. If she accepts you for who you are, thats great. If she thinks you are a "fixer upper" just quietly pack up and get the hell out of there. Life is too short to be miserable.
 
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I am sorry, but if she is holding out on giving up ass to get work done... do the work, then when your done tell her to go the fuck to bed so you can watch some porn and jerk off in peace.

If you really want to put your foot down, tell her you dont need this bullshit. If she isnt lifting a finger, tell her to hit the road. Kids make it harder, and if keeping her around is what you want, then address the issue. It sounds like you dont have much experience at being an asshole. I dunno what to tell ya. My wife says the house needs cleaned, I tell her to get off her ass and clean it. I have a job, she dont. I know a 2yr old can wear on ya, but I dont want to hear it. Let her know that there is a problem. If she bitches at you, might be a sign bro.
 
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Life is too short to live miserably. Fix yourself and the situation.
 
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You can't be serious. But if you are you need to get pissed off.

If you are respecting but not respected, it's time to make some changes.

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Clark what city are you in, let me come down and talk some sense into you!

You shouldn't EVER emulate anyone.
Let others emulate YOU.

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: rpk762</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Maser</div><div class="ubbcode-body">It's no wonder this site has so many single folks.
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There are plenty of women out there someone will make you happy. My current lady wanted to move to some state that does not trust its citizens to have the firearms I have. So I told her that state is not on the approved list. She was serious about wanting to move there so I told her she can go but I am not. She then said your guns are more important than me. I told her they will be here longer than you or I so they are more important than both of us. We are still together and I do not see that changing. Sometimes a good old fashion no is needed.

There is nothing wrong with doing some chores but all of them come on. Now if she is your sugar momma then ok but if not you want equality then let's have equality.
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rpk: Your "current lady" doesn't have much of a grasp on current events, does she? I would not remotely consider going to an anti-2A state - its a matter of self-preservation, and its for her own protection and interest that you stay well-armed (tell her that came from a female).

This thread has got to be a joke, right? To the OP: you are already married and you are just NOW sorting this out? Did you date at all or was she a mail-order bride? Is this matter really about chores, or is it about decision-making, alpha versus beta, etc.? For the sake of amusement, I'm going to pretend the OP was sincere. So the questions for the OP: 1) do you love her, or 2) is this a marriage for the purpose of convenience and consortium alone (are you just another pig-dog?). Does she work (Full-time, earn more than you), go to school, or come "self-funded"?

In the traditional family unit, which seems to have gone to hell in a hand-basket, the primary bread-winner does some necessary "alpha" chores, while the stay-at-home mom raises the kids, and yes does the bulk of house-work (minus the heavy manual labor - lawn & car maintenance, varmint removal, roof-work etc), fully financially supported by her ever-so-industrious husband. But if you put the mom/wife at work, then no, don't expect her to do the same amount of chores as a stay-at-home, then there needs to be more splitting of home-duties. Does the wife work or go to school, and are kids involved? If so, make a list of home duties/chores, and divide fairly. If she does work, does she need be be assertive at work to succeed there? If so, don't expect her to be able to "turn it off" completely when she comes home. If she was secure in her role as your wife, that need to be "alpha" at home should decrease in time.

In my belief system, wives are to be submissive to their husbands, but the husbands also are to love their wives more than they love themselves. Wives are not just to be used as a slave in the kitchen and bedroom, but to be adored, cherished, and taken care of (and without any remote thought cheating). So, a wife can be submissive in "decision-making" because she knows her husband will always put her needs and desires above his own, with the end result being the strengthening of the family unit.

This tradition/belief system fails if the so-called husband has de-evolved into the "pig-dog species" who merely perceives the wife as property, or the bedroom/kitchen slave. Feminism is really a construct meant to destroy the traditional family unit and facilitate a socialist/fascist state, but it has succeeded to date purely because of the rise of pig-dog species. If there weren't pig-dogs, there would be no feminism. Media is pushing the "pig-dog" ideals because, well there are other ultimate goals achieved (including destruction of capitalism, democracy, and the free world as we know it).

I don't know Clark, but the scenario I envisioned, is that you really don't "know" your wife (or don't care to), just know she has all the anatomy working OK, you wanted to get married and neither of you were too particular, and she's ten or twenty years younger but from that "Me" generation that had everything handed to her and was never responsible for chores or her own self-maintenance. If so, well that's your bad for not seeing that before you went into this relationship. The other case is that you are seeking to get support to join and ascend the ranks of "pig-dog". Either way, at the end of this marriage you will probably harbor a lot of resentment, a couple of STD's, and see half of your assets disappear.
 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: ArcticLight</div><div class="ubbcode-body">You can't be serious. But if you are you need to get pissed off.

If you are respecting but not respected, it's time to make some changes.

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This is so good, Im forwarding it to my dad.
 
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That was awesome!!
 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: ArcticLight</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: vwhugger</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> <object width="425" height="350"> <param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/oOCC1EKXRBc"></param> <param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param> <embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/oOCC1EKXRBc" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"> </embed></object> </div></div>

That was awesome!!</div></div>
Haven't heard that in years. Since the sing-a-longs when I was a kid growing up!!! Then there's the "Squaw's along the Yukon" around somewhere too. HA.
 
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If she won't spit in your eye when you're really out of line, she's not worth having. Buy a goat and you'll be happy.
 
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UKD, well said and I was thinking the OP was a joke too. Glad to see a woman's point of view on it too, and I'd like to add a couple of my thoughts.

Alphas are born just like leaders. You either are or you aren't. Just like in the Marine Corps, there's Corporals and there's E-4s, and everyone that's been there knows what I'm talking about. Some go to the NCO Academy and still come back piss poor leaders simply because they don't have it in them from the start.

In the family the alpha works twice as hard as the beta. The creation of the 40hr work week means that men should have that much more time to improve your house and family, not more time to sit on your ass and get fat. I'm not talking about doing the dishes or changing diapers, I'm talking about teaching your kids how to hunt and fish, making repairs and improvements to the home, and so on. A real man pulls his weight at work and at the house.

Being the alpha doesn't mean the wife is a servant to your lazy ass. If you want that, you should move to Saudi Arabia or Japan because that shit's about as un-American as it gets. Want her looking great in a bikini? You better look just as good in your swim trunks.

My ex couldn't figure out how to hold up her end of the bargain both on keeping up the house or on loyalty while I'm half way around the world bringing home the bacon and being loyal, so now she's figuring shit out on her own. The alpha also has to know when to cut the beta loose and find another...
 
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You mean a marriage is work? But I thought from all the other posts here that once you got married the wife does all the work while the men kick back and drink a half rack in a stained wife beater while masturbating to porn. I must be "whipped" because I actually love my wife and place here needs equal to mine as well as believe that marriage means commitment and work...
 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Quarter Horse</div><div class="ubbcode-body">If she won't spit in your eye when you're really out of line, she's not worth having. Buy a goat and you'll be happy.</div></div>

Thats right... If my wife wasn't there to put the smack down on my gun $$$$ and stupid shit spending, the kids wouldnt eat cuz I'd have a shiny new Barrett or whatever. I resent it at the time, but in the end, I know shes right. That being said, I also have to tell her NO when she comes up with some Wiley Coyote ideas for family vacations. I pull my weight at the job and at the house, and she pulls hers with the kids and the home chores. Dont be a total asshole, unless you want your girl to end up with someone like me, either before of after the divorce...

And as for the 'Nuge? Hunting Fail, Gunny wins for sure.
 
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Clark I'm with my wife now nearly 20 years . Love her dearly . She is an axing woman that doesn't smoke and rarely drinks and has an amazing body even after our kids . She always makes an effort to keep herself looking well .

I do my own chores around the house only because my job gives me that flexibity.

My wife buys me guns and ammo and knives on a regar basis and actually says its been a while since I was out for a shot and I should go out soon . I don't fuck about on her with other women and have never beaten her . She has never fucked about on me either . Why ?

Because she knows that if she did I would pack her bags , cancel her credit card and report her car stolen . And yes that's after ll this time . She sent me an SMS today and asked me if I would mind if she went out next week with some of her work friends as one of them is leaving . I told her no problem to go and enjoy herself. Even offered to take the night off and sit the kids but she asked me not to so I could pick her up after her night finished . Her parents are going to sit them I stead in their house .

That's not any kind of bravado . That's her knowing her place and me knowing mine .

Marriage is a partnership of equal portions . If she isn't giving you the respect you deserve get fucking rid of her and get yourself someone who will give you that respect .

As was said before even if that means you going through a dry spell for a while that's what guns , beer and masturbtion are for .

Tell you one thing for nothing buddy . Women won't respect a man that has no respect for themself . Me I won't and don't take shit from nobody . Never have and never will ...

Some of the advice give here has been quite funny , some very good . Grow a pair of balls and stop being a pussy .