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Maggie’s Why I'm not happy

Triggerhappy

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  • Feb 15, 2009
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    As a man I have figured out what the true joys in life are, but now things are so turned around I am not very happy. For me two things I really look forward to are Sex and Guns. Life was good but now I get shot down by my wife and Fucked by the government. My only saving grace is they haven't screwed with my BEER!
     
    Re: Why I'm not happy

    Just wait they will be after it again .They just have to disarm you first .ha
     
    Re: Why I'm not happy

    If you have ever had good Australian beer, you would know we have been fucked for a long time.
     
    Re: Why I'm not happy

    More bad news, when the Govt is done with gun control they will institute a beer and blowjob tax.

    Politicians are tax exempt of course.....LMAO
     
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    Surprised Veer didnt beat me to it but...

    [video:youtube]http://youtu.be/d-diB65scQU[/video]

    I saw him do this live in Austin, Tx. Incredibly talented man.
     
    Re: Why I'm not happy

    <div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: jdh4376</div><div class="ubbcode-body">You dont already pay a blowjob tax Ace ?? lol </div></div>

    No blowjob tax for me. I got married and the blowjobs stopped 12 years ago.

    But I would gladly pay the tax....LMMFAO