Maggie’s Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women

[Sendero_Man]

Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women...Here we go...

#10, You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9, You can keep one gun at home & have another for when you're on the road.

#8, If you admire a friend's gun & tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7, Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

#6, Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5, A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4, Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3, A gun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2, A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the Number 1 reason Why Men Prefer Guns over women.. "You can buy a silencer for a gun!!!"

 

[ORD]

Re: Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women

HA!!!

A copy of that is going on the wall in the workshop!!

An instant classic!!! Thanks for the laughs!

 

[vwhugger]

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Funny.
I wunder if that could be why I'm single.

 

[jringading]

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Good one, don't think I will share with the wife.

 

[stefan73]

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Something else that is good is that a gun only makes noise when you want it to.

 

[Graham]

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So if my gun doesn't function predictably, and ony works when it wants to, do we have a loving relationship?

 

[johnl]

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You can crack an over and under open, and load both barrels, try that with a woman.

 

[vman]

Re: Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: johnl</div><div class="ubbcode-body">You can crack an over and under open, and load both barrels, try that with a woman. </div></div>

LMFAO

 

[CNOTES]

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That is Funny

 

[good old lee]

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Thats so true, thus 15 guns and no girlfriend
would like a girlfriend tho
still funny as hell!

 

[soleus123]

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Haha!

 

[slowkota]

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The real number 1 should be:

It satisfys me, when I finger fuck it!

 

[Helidriver]

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Love it!

 

[stefan73]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: good old lee</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Thats so true, thus 15 guns and no girlfriend
would like a girlfriend tho
still funny as hell! </div></div>
Don't sacrifice your way for one!!!