Maggie’s Why Men Wear Earrings

[ssgp2]

Did you ever wonder why earrings became so popular with men?

A man is at work one day when he notices that his co-worker is wearing an earring.

The man knows his co-worker to be a normally conservative fellow, and is curious about his sudden change in "fashion sense".

The man walks up to him and says, "I didn't know you were into earrings."

"Don't make such a big deal, it's only an earring," he replies sheepishly.

His friend falls silent for a few minutes, but then his curiosity prods him to ask,

"So, how long have you been wearing one?"

"Ever since my wife found it in my truck."

 

[psinclair]

Re: Why Men Wear Earrings

Classic!!

 

[jrhammons]

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Quick thinker! good man

 

[E3C3H3O3]

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Awesome, quick thinker

 

[rifleman1981]

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That's pretty funny, I beleive those types of answers are commonly referred to as survival skills

 

[byrom1212]

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good one

 

[Mr blasty]

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Reminds me of the twix commercials.

 

[High Binder]

Re: Why Men Wear Earrings

Guess that explains the panties as well.

 

[groovebus]

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I bet it hurt like hell when he punched that ear ring through his ear to prove it was his.

 

[7.62willdo]

Couldn’t find an older thread to resurrec? WTF

 

[Son of Dorn]

Couldn’t find an older thread to resurrec? WTF

Older, or more random? Who goes plumbing through a decade's worth of threads to find THIS one in particular?

 

[BAMAboy18]

Dad told me if I came home with one he'd rip it out! Hypocritic waited till he was in his 50s and got his ear pierced. I considered a labret in my lip (like Disturbed) but it was a short thought. I'd rather buy more ammo or a tool!
Just my 2 cents...

 

[eflyguy]

Spammer. Just move along.

 

[Greg Langelius *]

In centuries gone by, a guy wearing a ring in the right ear was an undercover code that the wearer was gay.

If a sailor wore one in his left ear, it meant he'd sailed to Chi9na.

I don't wear any, never did; but my sailing to Vietnam would entitle me to wear one in the left ear.

 

[Longshot231]

Did you ever wonder why earrings became so popular with men?

A man is at work one day when he notices that his co-worker is wearing an earring.

The man knows his co-worker to be a normally conservative fellow, and is curious about his sudden change in "fashion sense".

The man walks up to him and says, "I didn't know you were into earrings."

"Don't make such a big deal, it's only an earring," he replies sheepishly.

His friend falls silent for a few minutes, but then his curiosity prods him to ask,

"So, how long have you been wearing one?"

"Ever since my wife found it in my truck."

Doesn't work with panties.