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WHY WE SHOOT DEER!

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I got this Email today and I thought I would share it with you guys...

Why we shoot deer in the wild

(A letter from someone who wants to remain anonymous, who farms, writes well and actually tried this)

I had this idea that I could rope a deer, put it in a stall, feed it up on corn for a couple of weeks, then kill it and eat it. The first step in this adventure was getting a deer. I figured that, since they congregate at my cattle feeder and do not seem to have much fear of me when we are there (a bold one will sometimes come right up and sniff at the bags of feed while I am in the back of the truck not 4 feet away), it should not be difficult to rope one, get up to it and toss a bag over its head (to calm it down) then hog tie it and transport it home.

I filled the cattle feeder then hid down at the end with my rope. The cattle, having seen the roping thing before, stayed well back. They were not having any of it. After about 20 minutes, my deer showed up-- 3 of them. I picked out a likely looking one, stepped out from the end of the feeder, and threw my rope. The deer just stood there and stared at me. I wrapped the rope around my waist and twisted the end so I would have a good hold.

The deer still just stood and stared at me, but you could tell it was mildly concerned about the whole rope situation. I took a step towards it, it took a step away. I put a little tension on the rope .., and then received an education. The first thing that I learned is that, while a deer may just stand there looking at you funny while you rope it, they are spurred to action when you start pulling on that rope.

That deer EXPLODED. The second thing I learned is that pound for pound, a deer is a LOT stronger than a cow or a colt. A cow or a colt in that weight range I could fight down with a rope and with some dignity. A deer-- no Chance. That thing ran and bucked and twisted and pulled. There was no controlling it and certainly no getting close to it. As it jerked me off my feet and started dragging me across the ground, it occurred to me that having a deer on a rope was not nearly as good an idea as I had originally imagined. The only upside is that they do not have as much stamina as many other animals.

A brief 10 minutes later, it was tired and not nearly as quick to jerk me off my feet and drag me when I managed to get up. It took me a few minutes to realize this, since I was mostly blinded by the blood flowing out of the big gash in my head. At that point, I had lost my taste for corn-fed venison. I just wanted to get that devil creature off the end of that rope.

I figured if I just let it go with the rope hanging around its neck, it would likely die slow and painfully somewhere. At the time, there was no love at all between me and that deer. At that moment, I hated the thing, and I would venture a guess that the feeling was mutual. Despite the gash in my head and the several large knots where I had cleverly
arrested the deer's momentum by bracing my head against various large rocks as it dragged me across the ground, I could still think clearly enough to recognize that there was a small chance that I shared some tiny amount of responsibility for the situation we were in. I didn't want the deer to have to suffer a slow death, so I managed to get it lined back up in between my truck and the feeder - a little trap I had set before hand...kind of like a squeeze chute. I got it to back in there and I started moving up so I could get my rope back.

Did you know that deer bite?

They do! I never in a million years would have thought that a deer would bite somebody, so I was very surprised when . I reached up there to grab that rope and the deer grabbed hold of my wrist. Now, when a deer bites you, it is not like being bit by a horse where they just bite you and slide off to then let go. A deer bites you and shakes its head--almost like a pit bull. They bite HARD and it hurts.

The proper thing to do when a deer bites you is probably to freeze and draw back slowly. I tried screaming and shaking instead. My method was ineffective.

It seems like the deer was biting and shaking for several minutes, but it was likely only several seconds. I, being smarter than a deer (though you may be questioning that claim by now), tricked it. While I kept it busy tearing the tendons out of my right arm, I reached up with my left hand and pulled that rope loose.

That was when I got my final lesson in deer behavior for the day.

Deer will strike at you with their front feet. They rear right up on their back feet and strike right about head and shoulder level, and their hooves are surprisingly sharp... I learned a long time ago that, when an animal -like a horse --strikes at you with their hooves and you can't get away easily, the best thing to do is try to make a loud noise and make an aggressive move towards the animal. This will usually cause them to back down a bit so you can escape.

This was not a horse. This was a deer, so obviously, such trickery would not work. In the course of a millisecond, I devised a different strategy. I screamed like a woman and tried to turn and run. The reason I had always been told NOT to try to turn and run from a horse that paws at you is that there is a good chance that it will hit you in the back of the head. Deer may not be so different from horses after all, besides being twice as strong
and 3 times as evil, because the second I turned to run, it hit me right in the back of the head and knocked me down.

Now, when a deer paws at you and knocks you down, it does not immediately leave I suspect it does not recognize that the danger has passed. What they do instead is paw your back and jump up and down on you while you are laying there crying like a little girl and covering your head.

I finally managed to crawl under the truck and the deer went away. So now I know why when people go deer hunting they bring a rifle with a scope......to sort of even the odds!!

All these events are true so help me God... An Educated Farmer
 
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Great story, very funny!
 
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My friend Wayne went to college on a rodeo scholarship, he was a good ol'cowboy. He tried to bulldog a deer from a tree stand, the results were the same .
He nearly got trampled to death. He said it was possibly the dumbest thing he had ever done, and I've seen him do stupid things before.
 
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Ive seen the deer pawing at people on the TV show "When animals attack" but Ive never heard of anyone trying to rope and corn feed from the barn. Funny story.
 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: stacyp</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Ive seen the deer pawing at people on the TV show "When animals attack" but Ive never heard of anyone trying to rope and corn feed from the barn. Funny story. </div></div>

You still stuck at the house?
 
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Saw w/ my own eyes.....last names omitted to prevent further embarassment:

Deer camp '71....macho dude (Vinny) deer hunting near Angels Camp up in a tree sittin' on the branches (we didn't have stands back then). A Previously (someone else?) wounded buck comes limping under his stand. Vinny thinks..."hey, I'll just drop down on his back and stab him in the neck w/ my Rambo knife". Bad idea. NASTY puncture wound to the left cheek that got infected & left a helluva scar (come to think of it, perhaps an improvement at that), MANY stitches and very bruised ego. Deer got away.

Fast forward to 1984. Neighbor, (Brenda) in Santa Maria gets tired of deer eating her roses and flowers. Decides to "rope-a-doe". Turns out to be a "rope-a-dope". Deer don't run AWAY all the time! This one ran AT her! Feet like razor blades. MANY, MANY stiches on face, hands, arms, back and a broken wrist, few days in the hospital. Deer got away w/ rope around the neck.

Moral: Ya can't fix stupid! LMAO.
 
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Don't try to finish off a buck with a pocketknife if he's been hit by a car! I witnessed a friend try to do it. The buck had three broken legs but still managed to get on it's feet and pin my 220lb buddy into a tree with it's antlers. It resulted in a punctured lung, a broken wrist, and 30 some stitches. Just a bad idea in general. I had to finish off the deer with a pistol within the city limits at that point and police were dispatched to see what the shooting was about.
 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: mnshortdraw</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Don't try to finish off a buck with a pocketknife if he's been hit by a car! I witnessed a friend try to do it. The buck had three broken legs but still managed to get on it's feet and pin my 220lb buddy into a tree with it's antlers. It resulted in a punctured lung, a broken wrist, and 30 some stitches. Just a bad idea in general. I had to finish off the deer with a pistol within the city limits at that point and police were dispatched to see what the shooting was about. </div></div>
Wow, this is damn near what happened to me.

I was on my way home from work about two months ago, and saw a gaggle of young kids standing out on the road. They had hit a deer and were standing around it, watching it suffer. I stopped, got out of my car, and realized I did not have my pistol. Borrowed a pocket knife, and went to cut the deer’s throat. I am not really sure what happened next, but when I touched the knife to the deer’s neck; there was a blur, a few quick kicks to my chest and hands, and I am pretty sure I screamed like a girl. The deer jumped up ran a few steps and lied down again in the road. That shit was it for me; I drove the 5min. home, grabbed my pistol and went back. By the time I showed back up, the State Police had dispatched the deer.
Point of the story….those cute deer…aren’t.
 
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That was a great story, thanx for sharing that one with us. I was laughing hard enough for my kids to come wondering what was so funny. Thanx again
 
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Find one in a thick mess of mesquite and you can sneak right up on them and kill them with a knife real easy. Way back in my youthful hardass days as a NG SGT, I bet my team I could do it and did. Killed that little Mulie and we all had some damn good fire roasted meat for dinner for the platoon.
Of course the MP's on the base didn't quite know what to say when they came up and found us eating...then they enjoyed it so no one would get in trouble. Man, those were the days!
 
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Long Long ago, knew a fella that shot at a buck that busted out of the bushes,missed,deer jerked baack into bushes to run out again, another shot, missed, deer jerked back into bushes, out again, another shot, KILLED deer with a cable snare in antlers. End of Story in Alabama