Don’t know, but this seems like it might be a sticky somewhere already. Right now feeling like I’m in a car going 90 mph filled with badgers and cobras.
Wife/GF PMS stories
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I once got into an argument with an old GF out of the blue and it seemed very odd an irrational, even for her. After about 20 or 30 minutes I asked is she was PMSing and off to the races we went. The argument then became about me being an insensitive asshole, which I had no defense to, not loving her and a litany of other "issues". After about an hour things calmed down AND then she admitted to having a terrible case of PMS.
Moral of the story: either pay attention to changes in TV habits, what snacks/food she is eating and emotional responses to make things better OR just take it as it comes. If you ask if she has PMS that is like sticking our head in a bear trap.
Moral of the story: either pay attention to changes in TV habits, what snacks/food she is eating and emotional responses to make things better OR just take it as it comes. If you ask if she has PMS that is like sticking our head in a bear trap.
Bwwaaaahhhh, you poor fellow. I have seen three distinct phase of menstrual syndrome:
First there is the pre-PMS, about two weeks before the typical PMS. Snack and TV habits start to change, the cuddling changes to more or "Don't touch me!" No real arguments but the ground work is being laid. Arguments can occur but they are much easier to see coming.
Second is the real PMS, no definitions needed.
Third is the post-PMS, which can occur the week of the period or the week after. It is like the pre-PMS.
That means you get one "good" week out of the month.
My ex was already batshit, but during THAT time of the month I hid as much as possible. I named the new voices in her head Pam, Martha, and Sarah (PMS) and would scream at her from the kitchen to tell Pam (or whichever demon was speaking at the time) to STFU and please put my wife back on the line.
It became a joke, sort of. She was the clearest case I've ever experienced of a woman abasolutely transforming for a week to 10 days every month.
I couldn't even tell you if my current lady menstruated at all.
It became a joke, sort of. She was the clearest case I've ever experienced of a woman abasolutely transforming for a week to 10 days every month.
I couldn't even tell you if my current lady menstruated at all.
I should've added that for the last 5 years or so of our marriage we were actively trying to get pregnant. There were tests and shots and harmones and scheduled sex and all the "joy" that battling Mother Nature to make a baby entails.
So not only did I deal with the normal level of craziness, every month was a fresh round screaming fits about failing to get pregnant.
So not only did I deal with the normal level of craziness, every month was a fresh round screaming fits about failing to get pregnant.
Just wait until menopause sets in.
Oh and dont trust anything that bleeds for a week and does not die.
Oh and dont trust anything that bleeds for a week and does not die.
Maybe this should be combined with the CBD Oil thread. https://goop.com/wellness/sexual-health/can-cannabis-help-with-pms/
Haven't dealt with that drama for well over a decade. Both my ex and my better half now had that shit removed when they were done with kids, it's highly recommended. Many women just use it as an excuse anyway, like a drunk shows their true asshole, a woman shows their true bitch. That's called a clue.
When it's happening in this house, I look at the dog (Bailey) and say "Life as we knew it, has ended. Pack your hobo-bag girl, we're goin' to Iraq where it's safer".
That's usually good for a laugh. Or not. Either way, the day definitely becomes "more interesting".
That's usually good for a laugh. Or not. Either way, the day definitely becomes "more interesting".
Jews had it good too, God commanded them not to go near the women at that time, so by God's will, you couldn't be in the same house.
t truthfully can say i havent lived through that, really.
1st wife, no
2nd, not even close, went through menopause with nothing also, but that dont mean we dont have a spot at the
table for jerry springer to sit
but the storys are funny as hell
1st wife, no
2nd, not even close, went through menopause with nothing also, but that dont mean we dont have a spot at the
table for jerry springer to sit
but the storys are funny as hell
My wife is asian, so she is crazy already.
I always enjoyed the times that she would have some stupid dream and wake up mad at me. Sometimes, she would be mad for 2 or 3 days.
Another good one is the silent treatment, like it's going to bother me that you aren't talking to me.
But GAWDDAMN if you give them the silent treatment. You wanna talk about royally pissing them off.
I'll tell you, they do have to suffer through miserable cramps and fluctuating hormones. The things guys put up with for pussy and sammich making.
I always enjoyed the times that she would have some stupid dream and wake up mad at me. Sometimes, she would be mad for 2 or 3 days.
Another good one is the silent treatment, like it's going to bother me that you aren't talking to me.
But GAWDDAMN if you give them the silent treatment. You wanna talk about royally pissing them off.
I'll tell you, they do have to suffer through miserable cramps and fluctuating hormones. The things guys put up with for pussy and sammich making.
Or do what I do. Feign absolute geriatric fog and respond to her in an oblique fashion in any other language than English. Klingon will do nicely.
