Maggie’s Winter Classes For Women

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<span style="font-size: 17pt">Winter Classes for Women at

THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER

REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.</span>



<span style="font-size: 14pt">Class 1</span>

Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a Thermostat.

Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.

<span style="font-size: 8pt">Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs beginning at 7:00 PM.</span>

<span style="font-size: 14pt">Class 2</span>

Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or Bitching About It for 3 Hours?

Round Table Discussion.

<span style="font-size: 8pt">Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.</span>

<span style="font-size: 14pt">Class 3</span>

Is It Possible To Drive Past a Wal-Mart Without Stopping? - Group Debate.

<span style="font-size: 8pt">Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.</span>

<span style="font-size: 14pt">Class 4</span>

Fundamental Differences Between a Purse and a Suitcase - Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.

<span style="font-size: 8pt">Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.</span>

<span style="font-size: 14pt">Class 5</span>

Curling Irons - Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet?

Examples on Video.

<span style="font-size: 8pt">Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM </span>

<span style="font-size: 14pt">Class 6</span>

How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Program.

Help Line Support and Support Groups.

<span style="font-size: 8pt">Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM</span>

<span style="font-size: 14pt">Class 7</span>

Can a Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos?

Open Forum.

<span style="font-size: 8pt">Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.</span>

<span style="font-size: 14pt">Class 8</span>

Health Watch - They Make Medicine for PMS - USE IT!

<span style="font-size: 8pt">Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.</span>

<span style="font-size: 14pt">Class 9 </span>

I Was Wrong and He Was Right!--Real Life Testimonials.

<span style="font-size: 8pt">Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.</span>

<span style="font-size: 14pt">Class 10</span>

How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim.

Driving Simulations.

<span style="font-size: 8pt">4 weeks, Saturdays noon, 2 hours.</span>

<span style="font-size: 14pt">Class 11</span>

Learning to Live - How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers Through the Windshield.

<span style="font-size: 8pt">Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined.</span>

<span style="font-size: 14pt">Class 12</span>

How to Shop by Yourself.

<span style="font-size: 8pt">Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM. </span>

 

[kytrapper]

Re: Winter Classes For Women

Great!!!

 

[Nocalphoenix]

Re: Winter Classes For Women

Immediate cut and paste to the appropriate target group...

 

[J-Ham]

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This just went up on my office door as a public service for the rest of the company.

 

[Swampkat]

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Hahaha, #5 would be so much funnier if it wasn't a typical conversation at my house.

 

[fatdaddy1]

Re: Winter Classes For Women

so true....awesome

 

[cj1026]

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These are good.

 

[flyboy]

Re: Winter Classes For Women

Those were great.

 

[Nachtadler]

Re: Winter Classes For Women

I suspect classes nine and 12 haven't ever had one single person complete them with a passing grade.

 

[neeley205]

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Can you please offer a "driving large vehicles" class? I'm tired of 110lb women in 300hp, 6000lb vehicles tailgating me and causing traffic jams because one of the rear ends someone EVERY time it rains here. . .

You have ONE child and eat out 5days a week and don't even know what a dirt road looks like. Do you honestly believe you need an H2, ford expidition, nissan armada or whatever is the giant SUV flavor of the week? I'm pretty sure a decent 4 door sedan will fit your needs. Plus the low center of gravity and better handeling, FWD and other things might save MY life one day.

 

[Phalanx]

Re: Winter Classes For Women

Priceless -

 

[dane5331]

Re: Winter Classes For Women

pure greatness

 

[jr1000]

Re: Winter Classes For Women

do they have gift cards for this place? Christmas is almost here guys. Get it for the holidays..