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[Milf Dots]

WTB- Want To Bang hot MILFs, 23-55 Y.O.

Any Race or Ethnicity
Slender or fit and curvy
Must be a Conservative in public and a nympho in bed
I prefer long hair for the game called Rodeo
Need a waxed undercarriage
Ideally you'll be three input and a swallower
Send Pics and stats

 

[AMGtuned]

This is a new direction for the Pit......

But I admire your honesty

 

[roostercogburn98]

 

[ForgeValley]

I think this will get more looks in the px?

 

[whatsupdoc]

Your contracts technical specifications did not specify gender so
it would appear that you have no preference.
Im sure this bakla will meet and exceed your requirements.

 

[NoDopes]

Kind sir, I have a 2 to your glorious needs meet.
Please procure vanilla visa gift cards for $300 to payment you make and thusly I able send them to your location place. $175 just for one just able.
Respond plesently if interest.

 

[Steel head]

 

[Huskydriver]

@gayguns you know anyone to help this guy out?

 

[zeroz]

Wasted by three, love it. Looking forward to some day drinking on Sunday. have a buddy coming down to float/ fish.

 

[powdahound76]

Wasted by three, love it. Looking forward to some day drinking on Sunday. have a buddy coming down to float/ fish.

What part you hittin?

And yeah, beers and fishin sounds fun!

 

[zeroz]

By the house. Launch Rincon and float home. Real nice to float home, catch the eddy, tie up and walk uphill to pass out.

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

Someone forgot to post in the requirements: must have bass boat.

 

[HiDesertELR]

Someone forgot to post in the requirements: must have bass boat.

...and send pics of bass boat

 

[salks]

I wonder if there could be a group buy ? Asking for a freind.

 

[akmike47]

Your contracts technical specifications did not specify gender so
it would appear that you have no preference.
Im sure this bakla will meet and exceed your requirements.



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He said 3 input, not 2 and a male adaptor.

 

[2aBaC̶a̶]

What's your budget?

 

[Expert684]

Here ya go! Do all of us a favor: fuck her in the ass then stick it in her mouth!

 

[theLBC]

 

[Sako man]

Ok, leme see what I got here. Ok.... two blonds, a Ukrainean redhead, a burnet with a giant ass, oh.. and a Thai lady boy.

Sorry man, all of them over 55!

 

[2aBaC̶a̶]

23 is kinda old

 

[JJMoody]

Pics or it didn’t happen… wait a sec….fuck it, I’m drunk- pics or it didn’t happen!!!!!

 

[forrestgump01]

WTB- Want To Bang hot MILFs, 23-55 Y.O.

Any Race or Ethnicity.
Slender or fit and curvy.
Must be a Conservative in public and a nympho in bed.
I prefer Long hair for the game called Rodeo
Need a waxed undercarriage
Ideally you'll be three input and a swallower
Send Pics and stats

Hey you go big boy , his name is Sam, he can check 4-5 items on your list .
Here are some pics.
He just got a new job in the department of energy !

 

[Sako man]

Hey you go big boy , his name is Sam, he can check 4-5 items on your list .
Here are some pics.
He just got a new job in the department of energy !

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Matt Damon?

 

[Steel+Killer]

Your contracts technical specifications did not specify gender

Actually he kind of did he said "MILF" which is universally accepted by most unqueer men to mean "MOM I LIKE TO FUCK" "MOM" is also universally accepted to be a person with a vagina by most unqueer men......

 

[acudaowner]

 

[RUTGERS95]

Hey you go big boy , his name is Sam, he can check 4-5 items on your list .
Here are some pics.
He just got a new job in the department of energy !

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he's sick, needs to be put in an insane asylum. How anyone can think this is ok is beyond me

 

[JJMoody]

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[The King]

WTB- Want To Bang hot MILFs, 23-55 Y.O.

Any Race or Ethnicity
Slender or fit and curvy
Must be a Conservative in public and a nympho in bed
I prefer long hair for the game called Rodeo
Need a waxed undercarriage
Ideally you'll be three input and a swallower
Send Pics and stats

Dude - I’m sorry.

I think I fucked up when visiting yesterday - you don’t have to go through this bullshit of shacking up with some bitch.

There is a lever on the right side of the 1911 I left there for ya. It’s on the back side of the gun. You flip it down. DOWN. then you have to squeeze the grip safety in the back, which I know is a pain in the ass with the muzzle in your mouth.

Trust me - it’ll work. I didn’t leave you a broken exit plan. You can uninstall Plenty of Fish right now and get some long awaited rest without your penis pushing you to ever more humiliating disasters.

 

[JJMoody]

Ummm

 

[TheGerman]

So basically you want Cocaine Pam?

 

[canman]

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I'm still laughing about this. Great response

 

[E. Bryant]

I always thought that the rules about posting WTS/WTB threads outside the PX were a bit strict, but now I understand why they are necessary.

 

[Fig]

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

Is this still available?

 

[Alphatreedog]

Is this still available?

Not appreciated .

 

[Jigstick]

I only found one specimen that meets your specs. And I married her

 

[Mr.BR]

Hi,

Ready to save a Ukrainian Milf from the Russian Invasion? Get your credit card ready.





Sincerely

 

[Thorny]

Hey you go big boy , his name is Sam, he can check 4-5 items on your list .
Here are some pics.
He just got a new job in the department of energy !

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I'm an actor, you have gone too far.....you Freek !

 

[Ravenworks]

Take your pick

 

[forrestgump01]

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How did you get this picture of Lowlight ?
Was it for a keepsake or blackmail ?

 

[vinniedelpino]

Hey you go big boy , his name is Sam, he can check 4-5 items on your list .
Here are some pics.
He just got a new job in the department of energy !

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Damn dude.

Looks like Matt Damon, Pennywise the clown and megamind had an orgy that produced a transgendered baby.

 

[forrestgump01]

Damn dude.

Looks like Matt Damon, Pennywise the clown and megamind had an orgy that produced a transgendered baby.

And Brandon just put him in charge of the country's nuclear power plants! Let that sink in.

 

[vinniedelpino]

And Brandon just put him in charge of the country's nuclear power plants! Let that sink in.

Serious question…. A little googling revealed this guy is a “pup handler.” Is this a new thing thing? Is this guy just exceptionally screwed up?

 

[Josh1978]

So basically you want Cocaine Pam?

Hey. Stop talking about my sister. Lol

 

[GreenGO Juan]

I have a feeling there aren’t too may hot milfs trolling the bear pit. But good luck to you!

 

[308pirate]

WTB- Want To Bang hot MILFs, 23-55 Y.O.

Any Race or Ethnicity
Slender or fit and curvy
Must be a Conservative in public and a nympho in bed
I prefer long hair for the game called Rodeo
Need a waxed undercarriage
Ideally you'll be three input and a swallower
Send Pics and stats

Here's one for you

MSN

 

[TexPatriot]

 

[Fig]

I’m guessing you’re going to file that under “curvy but fit”?

 

[wvfarrier]

Well, there goes my lunch

 

[n2ishun]