Optics WTT: TOILET PAPER (the good stuff) for high end optics

[Hellbender]

Have one full sleeve (16 MEGA rolls) of GENUINE Charmin Ultra Soft (still in factory wrapping), never opened.
Also have 1 open sleeve (less one roll has 14 sheets used, I only used it twice and I always use 7 sheets, so count is accurate) of Angel Soft.
Pics available on request.

Only interested in S&B, ZCO, TT and March for full unbroken sleeve of Charmin. Only interested in certain reticles, so post what you have.

MAY break up Angel Soft sleeve into smaller 4 packs for lesser scopes like NF, Vortex AMG, etc, etc.

Shipping and insurance is on the Buyer.

I've been trading on the Hide since 2008 and have made 100's of high end trades with multiple members, on my word this is the real stuff (no cheap knockoffs that's been resleeved).

Post your trades here, no PM's, I don't want a bunch of bickering over who was first.

 

[lwnemesis]

Damn, I wish you were closer. I really need to wipe my butt right now. Could of used some Angel Soft right about now. This sandpaper is just not cutting it. LOL

In all seriousness, I doubt you will find someone willing to trade scopes for TP. We haven't degraded as a society yet for this to be relevant. I'd give it a couple of months then you may get some biters. Make sure you keep that Charmin TP sealed. I may hit you up come May or June. I just hope I can make it till then.

 

[Vitali1342]

Do you have a lot # ? Want to make sure it matches mine .., got mine dialed in for precise wipe
Have Tangent
NF XT
ZCO

 

[Night Assassin]

I was willing to trade a ZCO 4X20 for a full sleve, but you lost me at shipping and Ins was on me.........

 

[bob92121]

I think you need to post an action shot of someone wiping with it... so we know it really works... just sayin'.

 

[Widowmaker300]

Tasco 4x20 is best I can do.

 

[lwnemesis]

Yeah post pics. How do we know you actually have the toilet paper. I want a pic with a USA Today or New York Times from today and a pink unicorn next to the TP. Just to keep you honest.

 

[HK_fanatic]

I’ll trade the open sleeve for a three pack of Clorox wipes and I’ll throw in a personal hand sanitizer but you cover shipping

 

[Hellbender]

Tasco 4x20 is best I can do.

I've got some single ply cheap stuff, I may start trading individual squares later.

 

[Hellbender]

I’ll trade the open sleeve for a three pack of Clorox wipes and I’ll throw in a personal hand sanitizer but you cover shipping

What's the brand of the sanitizer? Is it unopened?, Size?, etc, etc, need specs.

 

[Bjaouni]

I refuse to be reliant on the “system”. Can confirm shooting squirrels and utilizing their tails for wiping is not only practical, but also multi use if you run it under the hose afterwards. No ones tricking me into parting with my NCStar 4-12x44

 

[Centuriator]

Brilliant.

 

[nmmi9100]

 

[lwnemesis]

Never thought about using squirrels for this. My raccoon keeps trying to scratch my butt every time I wipe. Do you just flush them down when you're done?

 

[jinxx4ever]

Fucking pussies, we grew up using corn cobs years ago here in Nebraska.

 

[Hellbender]

Do you have a lot # ? Want to make sure it matches mine .., got mine dialed in for precise wipe
Have Tangent
NF XT
ZCO

I'm not giving out lot #'s until I know if I'm even interested in your scope/s.
What reticle is in your TT and ZCO? Not really interested in the NF XT.

 

[Bjaouni]

Never thought about using squirrels for this. My raccoon keeps trying to scratch my butt every time I wipe. Do you just flush them down when you're done?

Raccoons can’t be trusted near your chili cannon. Learned my lesson the hard way, had a colostomy for a couple months to heal. Stick to squirrels, preferably dead but if you like the PETA approach then trap them and give them Benadryl, works fine plus it’s warm, overall a nice feeling.

 

[Hellbender]

Fucking pussies, we grew up using corn cobs years ago here in Nebraska.

I have a stash of those too, but I'll wait until it's really bad to start trading them.

 

[Tango down]

Buying slightly used TP is a lot cheaper, you guys should look into this.

 

[Vitali1342]

I'm not giving out lot #'s until I know if I'm even interested in your scope/s.
What reticle is in your TT and ZCO? Not really interested in the NF XT.

Both in US Counter Sniper F3 -third focal plane reticle rare and practically unobtainable 21 color illumination with 201 settings of brightness but not day light visible or night vision compatible .

 

[Hellbender]

Buying slightly used TP is a lot cheaper, you guys should look into this.

That's why getting the good stuff (like my trades) is so important, with careful rinsing and drying, you can get most of your $$ back later.

You're kinda out of luck with the cheap stuff. Like everything......buy once, cry once.

 

[Fenix Mike]

Buying slightly used TP is a lot cheaper, you guys should look into this.

Agreed... any discount if we take a semi used, but not shat upon roll for a lesser value scope? Preferably at least 60% left, low round count, properly mounted on the roller with the correct tools, and in a well ventilated environment where it may be scent free.

 

[Tango down]

You'll get at least 12 or 15 "reloads" out of a good used roll

 

[Vitali1342]

Not if you run your loads hot !!!

 

[Vitali1342]

Or running heavies ...

 

[Bjaouni]

Both in US Counter Sniper reticle rare and practically unobtainable 21 colors illumination with 201 settings of brightness but not day light or night vision .
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Geez. Operator AF!

Not if you run your loads hot !!!

I use papermache or gift paper to patch the holes, then let it dry. Buys you a couple extra wipes. It’s the TP version of annealing.

 

[Vitali1342]

I would not compromise my TP with patching .., skidmarks really start to open up . I'm .2-.3 all day long guy

 

[jonsc]

I love reading these replies!

 

[Hellbender]

Agreed... any discount if we take a semi used, but not shat upon roll for a lesser value scope? Preferably at least 60% left, low round count, properly mounted on the roller with the correct tools, and in a well ventilated environment where it may be scent free.

Well, I won't be using TP at all anymore, it's just too valuable, so all I have left will be new, sorry.

We'll just have to do like the rest of the world, and not shake with our left hand.

 

[Bjaouni]

I would not compromise my TP with patching .., skidmarks really start to open up . I'm .2-.3 all day long guy

We wouldn’t have this problem if Taco Bell got rid of their dollar menu...

 

[melt215]

Have one full sleeve (16 MEGA rolls) of GENUINE Charmin Ultra Soft (still in factory wrapping), never opened.
Also have 1 open sleeve (less one roll has 14 sheets used, I only used it twice and I always use 7 sheets, so count is accurate) of Angel Soft.
Pics available on request.

Only interested in S&B, ZCO, TT and March for full unbroken sleeve of Charmin. Only interested in certain reticles, so post what you have.

MAY break up Angel Soft sleeve into smaller 4 packs for lesser scopes like NF, Vortex AMG, etc, etc.

Shipping and insurance is on the Buyer.

I've been trading on the Hide since 2008 and have made 100's of high end trades with multiple members, on my word this is the real stuff (no cheap knockoffs that's been resleeved).

Post your trades here, no PM's, I don't want a bunch of bickering over who was first.

 

[melt215]

Two ply?

 

[Vitali1342]

We wouldn’t have this problem if Taco Bell got rid of their dollar menu...

That explains few flyers I had this morning !!!

 

[Hellbender]

Two ply?

Do your own research, ever hear of Google?

 

[Vitali1342]

And one hangfire

 

[Centuriator]

A true model of a PX listing.

 

[Bjaouni]

A true model of a PX listing.

I’m sure Frank will be proud of what he built after reading this one. Lol!

 

[Vodak]

Buying slightly used TP is a lot cheaper, you guys should look into this.

Right but how many firings until the pocket opens up and you accidentally jam your action?

 

[dbshiner]

You’ve got to watch the cheap knock off stuff, I’ve seen the pockets be too loose on the first firing and accidentally jam your action!

 

[Hellbender]

Come on guys, let's keep this thread on topic. I only have GOOD stuff listed.

 

[Fenix Mike]

Come on guys, let's keep this thread on topic. I only have GOOD stuff listed.

Well I found ads for a cheaper brand that may have issues, however they offered me a lifetime “no questions asked” warranty if I do have problems. Can’t you match the value of the cheaper company with your vastly superior brand that only carries a manufactures defects warranty?

 

[WestDesertPRS]

How about trade for one of these? the tri-color illum and fiber-optic irons should seal the deal.

 

[jda2631]

@Hellbender I have a NIB 5-20x50 dual focal plane Quigley Ford, still in the plastic wrap. I would probably be able to let it go for the full unopened pack of the Charmin. But I'll need pictures and the lot number to verify that what you're trading is the real deal good stuff.

 

[dbshiner]

All of this demand for tp could revive the good ole Sears and Roebuck catalog

 

[Bjaouni]

All of this demand for tp could revive the good ole Sears and Roebuck catalog

good thinking! We will need other stuff to wipe with besides TP when it becomes scarce.

 

[WestDesertPRS]

@Hellbender I have a NIB 5-20x50 dual focal plane Quigley Ford, still in the plastic wrap. I would probably be able to let it go for the full unopened pack of the Charmin. But I'll need pictures and the lot number to verify that what you're trading is the real deal good stuff.

I'm pretty sure you'll need 2 Quigley Fords to make a fair trade for a whole unopened sleeve of Charmin.

 

[dttheliman]

y’all insane I’ll keep my scope and going on the MRE diet - I’ll be solid in no time

 

[Hellbender]

@Hellbender I have a NIB 5-20x50 dual focal plane Quigley Ford, still in the plastic wrap. I would probably be able to let it go for the full unopened pack of the Charmin. But I'll need pictures and the lot number to verify that what you're trading is the real deal good stuff.

Please read the older posts....I will later be breaking up a cheaper single ply roll into individual squares for trades like these.

 

[Hellbender]

Is this still available?

I've had over 30 PM's with lots of offers (even though I told them not to PM), but all the TT's and ZCO's offered have had those stupid Christmas Tree reticles, I'm holding out for a either a good Duplex or plain Mil-Dot, I'd probably even take a German #4.

 

[JBoomhauer]

Do you have a square to spare?