Maggie’s Wyoming Cowboys are Tuff !!

[Sendero_Man]

Three cowboys were seated around the campfire out on the
lonesome sagebrush prairie and with the pride for which
these men were famous; it was a night of bravado, a
night of tall tales..

Tom, the hand from Texas says, 'I must be the strongest, meanest,
toughest cowboy there is. Why, just the other day, a
bull got loose in the corral. It had gored six men
before I wrestled it to the ground by the horns with my
bare hands and castrated that sucker with my teeth.'

Ben, from Colorado, couldn't stand to be bested..
That's nothing, 'I was walking down the trail yesterday
and a 15 foot diamondback rattler slid out
from under a rock and made a move for me. I grabbed that
bastard with my bare hands, bit off its head, and sucked
the poison down in one gulp and didn't even get a
belly ache.'

Old Dungus Joe, the cowboy from Wyoming, remained silent,
slowly stirring the campfire coals with his pecker.

 

[infidel762]

Re: Wyoming Cowboys are Tuff !!

Always somebody badder!!!

 

[hcsd54]

Re: Wyoming Cowboys are Tuff !!

Hilarious!

 

[lanwickum]

Re: Wyoming Cowboys are Tuff !!

Sounds like a wyo to me. To lazy to find a stick

 

[KYS]

Re: Wyoming Cowboys are Tuff !!

sounds exactly like the army soldier, pilot, and marine joke.....

 

[DerHossMeister]

Montana Cowboys

Here's another cowboy one.

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Quote:</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> Three strangers strike up a conversation in the airport
passenger lounge in Bozeman , Montana , while awaiting their respective flights.

One is an American Indian passing through from Lame Deer. Another is a cowboy on his way to Billings for a livestock show and the third passenger is a fundamentalist Arab student, newly arrived at Montana State University from the Middle East .

Their discussion drifts to their diverse cultures. Soon, the two Westerners learn that the Arab is a devout, radical Muslim and the conversation falls into an uneasy lull.

The cowboy leans back in his chair, crosses his boots on a magazine table and tips his big sweat-stained hat forward over his face. The wind outside is blowing tumbleweeds around, and the old windsock is flapping; but still no plane comes.

Finally, the American Indian clears his throat and softly he speaks, "At one time here, my people were many, but sadly, now we are few."

The Muslim student raises an eyebrow and leans forward, "Once my people were few," he sneers, "and now we are many. Why do you suppose that is?"

The Montana cowboy shifts his toothpick to one side of his mouth and from the darkness beneath his Stetson says in a smooth drawl, "That's 'cause we ain't played Cowboys and Muslims yet, but I do believe it's a-comin'." </div></div>

 

[Phil1]

Re: Wyoming Cowboys are Tuff !!

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: kyshooter338</div><div class="ubbcode-body">sounds exactly like the army soldier, pilot, and marine joke..... </div></div>
+1

 

[300WSM]

Re: Wyoming Cowboys are Tuff !!

lol