Re: Yes, kids, The Titanic really did sink ...
I saw the movie Titanic back when it first came out. At the end of the movie, there was a woman sitting next to my girlfriend crying, about my age, and she says to her boyfriend, "why did they have to end the movie with the ship sinking, that just made it so much sadder". I looked at here, and against the pleas of my GF, and said "Really, your shocked it sank?" Then walked away to get home for my after-movie-date-sex before the effects of a sappy movie wore off.