Yo' Mama's so dumb, she fell out the window, and she fell UP!
Yo Momma's teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles!
Yo mamma is so fat she broke her leg and gravy poured out.
Yo Mammas so poor. 1 time I saw her kicking a can down the street. I asked her "what ya doin?" she said. Movin!
Your momma so black, when she goes outside, the phone rates drop.
Yo Momma's teeth are so crooked, when she smiles her mouth looks like its throwin' up gang signs.
Yo Mama's so dumb, she brought toilet paper to a craps game.
Man, these jokes are so old you might as well be making knock knock jokes. Speaking of knock knock, that's what my balls were doing on Yo Mama's chin last night.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought she got pregnant after riding A SPERM whale.
Yo Momma is so fat that if she ever stopped eating General Mills would need a federal bailout.
Yo Momma's so fat, when she went to the zoo, the elephant threw peanuts at her.
Yo Momma so dumb, she asked parenting advice from Britney Spears.
yo momma is so fat shes the reason why titanic sank!
Yo momma so ugly, when she was born they named her "Dayum!!"
Yo Momma so dumb she gave your uncle a blow job to help his unemployment.
Yo momma so old, her birth certificate says 'expired'.
Yo Momma so hairy she looks like she has Buckwheat in a head lock.
Yo momma is so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology from the condom factory.
Yo momma is so stupid, she spent twenty minues looking at an orange juice box becasue it said "concentrate".
Yo momma is so fat, when she steps on the scale it says "to be continued........"
Tell Yo mama to stop wearing green lipstick, my balls are starting to look like the Ninja Turtles.
Yo mama's so fat and old that when God said "Let there be Light", he told her to move her fat ass out of the way.
Yo mama's so fat, when she ran away, they had to put her picture on the milk truck.
Yo mama's so nasty, when I went to yo house said what's for dinner, yo mama put her foot up on the table and said "Corn!"
Yo Momma so stupid, she thinks Tiger Woods is a forest.
Yo Momma is like a door knob, everyone gets a turn.
Yo Momma...is so fat that Al Gore is blaming global warming on her farts.
Yo Momma...is so fat that instead of using a tampon she uses a sheep with a rope around it's neck
Yo Momma's teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles!
Yo mamma is so fat she broke her leg and gravy poured out.
Yo Mammas so poor. 1 time I saw her kicking a can down the street. I asked her "what ya doin?" she said. Movin!
Your momma so black, when she goes outside, the phone rates drop.
Yo Momma's teeth are so crooked, when she smiles her mouth looks like its throwin' up gang signs.
Yo Mama's so dumb, she brought toilet paper to a craps game.
Man, these jokes are so old you might as well be making knock knock jokes. Speaking of knock knock, that's what my balls were doing on Yo Mama's chin last night.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought she got pregnant after riding A SPERM whale.
Yo Momma is so fat that if she ever stopped eating General Mills would need a federal bailout.
Yo Momma's so fat, when she went to the zoo, the elephant threw peanuts at her.
Yo Momma so dumb, she asked parenting advice from Britney Spears.
yo momma is so fat shes the reason why titanic sank!
Yo momma so ugly, when she was born they named her "Dayum!!"
Yo Momma so dumb she gave your uncle a blow job to help his unemployment.
Yo momma so old, her birth certificate says 'expired'.
Yo Momma so hairy she looks like she has Buckwheat in a head lock.
Yo momma is so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology from the condom factory.
Yo momma is so stupid, she spent twenty minues looking at an orange juice box becasue it said "concentrate".
Yo momma is so fat, when she steps on the scale it says "to be continued........"
Tell Yo mama to stop wearing green lipstick, my balls are starting to look like the Ninja Turtles.
Yo mama's so fat and old that when God said "Let there be Light", he told her to move her fat ass out of the way.
Yo mama's so fat, when she ran away, they had to put her picture on the milk truck.
Yo mama's so nasty, when I went to yo house said what's for dinner, yo mama put her foot up on the table and said "Corn!"
Yo Momma so stupid, she thinks Tiger Woods is a forest.
Yo Momma is like a door knob, everyone gets a turn.
Yo Momma...is so fat that Al Gore is blaming global warming on her farts.
Yo Momma...is so fat that instead of using a tampon she uses a sheep with a rope around it's neck
