You know you're an asshole when

[seanh]

When you're such an asshole that your family won't give you a positive send off when you die...

"In an obituary published Friday on the website of Texas City’s Carnes Funeral Home, Charping’s family wrote a sharply worded obituary, saying he lived “much longer than he deserved"

“Leslie’s remains will be cremated and kept in the barn until ‘Ray,’ the family donkey’s wood shavings run out,” the obituary said. “Leslie’s passing proves that evil does in fact die and hopefully marks a time of healing and safety for all"

http://www.galvnews.com/news/article_91820e9d-49c0-53f9-8551-9dc93efb1526.html

 

[BearNaked]

i wish i could that nice of a letter about me. i guess i would be lucky if anybody showed up.

 

[Maser]

I've always told my wife ever since we started dating as kids that when I die I don't want a funeral, but rather just a huge party and celebrate my life rather than mourn. As for my obituary, I'd like it to be like a roast. I'm a fun and entertaining guy in life and I hope in death also.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

I want to give everyone at my funeral a stun gun and the last person left standing gets all my stuff....

 

[AIAW]

I like your way of thinking!

 

[BearNaked]

BRING IT ON!!!!

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