I was looking at the most searched terms on the Hide and "Girlfriend" was one of the highest. Just when I was going to post a picture of my nekkid girlfriend riding our llama singing Danny Boy as she shotguns Budweisers one after another.
Maggie’s You Sick F&*ks!
- Thread starter Idaho Savage
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I just had to click on this, didn't I...
Is the llama young and female?
Can you shave the lama so it looks like it's wearing a thong?
1911fan
1911fan
Which end are you referring to?
Leave just enough hair for velcro gloves to grip well.
I am Australian, not Kiwi, velcro gloves and gumboots are for sheep.....
Cultural differences I guess, I am from Montana but I live in hillbilly country now. I thought velcro gloves were universal and gumboots were for goats.
The story goes something like this "In New Zealand there is plenty of rugged country, a favourite sport is to catch a sheep, point it at a drop off, put its hind legs in your gumboots, hold on with your velcro gloves and the sheep will do all the work". Personally I reckon kangaroos put up a better fight.
I am proud NOT to know anything about llamas, sheep, goats or kangaroo's. except what shows up at krogers.
Come on everyone gets tired of looking at their own girlfriend sometimes.
Sex with sheep. Baaaaaaaad.
Take the Llama to the edge of a cliff so it pushes back.
Cheers,
Sirhr
Cheers,
Sirhr
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