'You'll shoot your dick off' (and one testicle)

[High Binder]

PORT ST. LUCIE, Florida -- A teenager is recovering after
police say he <span style="font-weight: bold">shot himself in the penis and testicle</span> while cleaning a gun he just bought.

It happened Thursday morning at a home on the 200 block of Verada Street in Port St. Lucie.

Police say 18-year-old Michael Smeriglio first lied to police saying someone shot him while he was walking down the street. After being questioned by police he admitted to accidentally doing it himself.

Doctors say the bullet went through his penis, his left testicle and then lodged itself in his thigh.

Smeriglio told police he bought the gun last month at a party.

While police were investigating at the home where it happened, they discovered marijuana in the house. That led to
the arrest of the homeowner Joseph Lamar James, 22, on drug charges.

http://www.wtsp.com/news/watercooler/art...is-and-testicle

 

[The Gump]

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Yet another great reason to not clean your guns too often. You could end up doing more damage to your gun than it's worth and you could blow off your cocknballs.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

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You'll shoot your pecker off!!!

Cheers,

Sirhr

 

[eddieo]

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Legs crossing ! Eyes watering ....

 

[Bradu]

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That's going to scar him for life lol

 

[RJW]

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Too bad he can still breed.

 

[The Mechanic]

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Told you, pot makes you stupid.

 

[shankster..]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: RJW</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Too bad he can still breed. </div></div>

<span style="font-weight: bold">Post of the week. LOL.</span>

 

[Killer Spade 13]

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I LOVE Ralphie and the M-4!!!!!

 

[Switchblade]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: RJW</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Too bad he can still breed. </div></div>

My bet is that the tissue damage will prevent that

 

[Dirty D]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Sirhrmechanic</div><div class="ubbcode-body">

You'll shoot your pecker off!!!
Cheers,
Sirhr </div></div>

You sir are my hero.

 

[bassani]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Sirhrmechanic</div><div class="ubbcode-body">

You'll shoot your pecker off!!!

Cheers,

Sirhr </div></div>

my favorite christmas movie by far..thats exactly what i thought of when i read the topic of this post

 

[1time]

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I have responded to 8 calls where someone shot themselves while "cleaning their gun". Much to my supprise, one of the them actually had cleaning supplies.

 

[mission_fail]

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Winner winner, chicken dinner.

 

[ArcticLight]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Switchblade</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: RJW</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Too bad he can still breed. </div></div>

My bet is that the tissue damage will prevent that </div></div>

They can always use a syringe.