Seems a coonass Cajun fails to make a complete stop at a stop sign, andgets pulled over by a local policeman. Guy hands the cop his driver's license,insurance verification and vehicle registration, plus his concealed handgun permit.
"Okay, Mr. Thibodeaux," the cop says, "I see you have a Concealed Handgun Permit. Are you carrying today?"
"Yes, I am."
"Well then, better tell me what you got."
Thibodeaux says, "Well, I got a .40 caliber Glock on my right hip and a .357 magnum revolver in the glove box. And, I've got a .22 derringer in my right boot."
"Okay," the cop says. "Anything else?"
"Yeah, back in the trunk, there's an AR15 rifle and a 12 gauge pump shotgun. That's about it."
"Mr. Thibodaux, are you on your way to or from a gun range...?"
"Nope."
"Well then, what are you afraid of...?"
"Not a damn thing..."
"Okay, Mr. Thibodeaux," the cop says, "I see you have a Concealed Handgun Permit. Are you carrying today?"
"Yes, I am."
"Well then, better tell me what you got."
Thibodeaux says, "Well, I got a .40 caliber Glock on my right hip and a .357 magnum revolver in the glove box. And, I've got a .22 derringer in my right boot."
"Okay," the cop says. "Anything else?"
"Yeah, back in the trunk, there's an AR15 rifle and a 12 gauge pump shotgun. That's about it."
"Mr. Thibodaux, are you on your way to or from a gun range...?"
"Nope."
"Well then, what are you afraid of...?"
"Not a damn thing..."
