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Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)
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It's just off Needle Rock road, along the Verde River, just outside of Fountain Hills. The BIL's ashes are scattered up there. Beautiful place.
Nasty!
I always thought I smelled chlorine in those systems but assumed it was just “city water” used for the systems.
But hey, makes the lettuce look fresh and green! And the meat looks fresh and red!
Had no idea.
Love that discount meat with a bit of brown on it…. Stupid people turn up their noses. We all know it’s just fine!
Sirhr
Yeah no kidding were in Texas right in the path in a rural area and we have a significant chance of some rowdy weather that afternoon into the evening. It's going to be a shit show
One of our nephews and his wife think that you should throw away meat from your freezer if it's past the "sell by" date on the store's packaging.
They "cleaned out" my SIL's freezer(s) after my BIL passed away. Many hundreds (if not more than a thousand) of dollars of perfectly good meat went to the dump
He would shoot the local Vegas matches wearing his kilt.
One of our nephews and his wife think that you should throw away meat from your freezer if it's past the "sell by" date on the store's packaging.
They "cleaned out" my SIL's freezer(s) after my BIL passed away. Many hundreds (if not more than a thousand) of dollars of perfectly good meat went to the dump
Ranks with my buddy who does odd jobs and stuff. NY family bought a townhouse condo in town. Hired him to so some work. One of the things they wanted was the “dirty firewood” to be taken away and replaced with “clean” firewood.
He hauled off a cord and a half of perfectly-seasoned 2-year old firewood and replaced it (at their expense)with a nice stack of green firewood that won’t burn worth a shit for 2 years…
I used to think it was wrong taking advantage of stupid people. Now I not only think of it as sporting, but you get the bonus of being able to meme about it!
Eat the stupid!
Sirhr
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Spot on! As usual!
Sirhr
Hell, I'm eating Beef Tenderloins that have been in my freezer for a year and a half. They're just fine. Yum !
Is that Richard Pryor and Michael Jackson to the left and right?
And is that a Buddhist monk in the back row?
Sirhr
So what is this? Looks too old to have fallen off a Boeing jet. Back then Shit didn’t fall off. Got shot off… but didn’t fall off!
Inquiring minds want to know!
Sirhr
Target fixation on that one.
See the pole. Look at the pole. Become the pole!
Too bad it’s probably not fatal.
Sirhr
This puts the size of an African elephant in perspective. Those critters are HUGE!
(And that’s why a .375 is the minimum and 416’s, 458.s and 470’s are preferred, and 500’s are the right stuff. )
We have vacuum sealed beef 3+ years old in our freezers.One of our nephews and his wife think that you should throw away meat from your freezer if it's past the "sell by" date on the store's packaging.
They "cleaned out" my SIL's freezer(s) after my BIL passed away. Many hundreds (if not more than a thousand) of dollars of perfectly good meat went to the dump
