Melting Down AND Eating Their Own,

Army, when the Newfie Army takes over you AmeriYanks, you'll be sorry too!

I'm not going to deny that our Punk Martinet is an embarrassment on the world stage, let alone the local podium. At the same time though,,, with what ya'll are going through/dealing with... it is both conflicting AND confusing as to both the direction and intent.

It just seems that everyone is getting spun up like eleventy different gyro's in one missile, and then released. And ya'll are bouncing around like pachinko balls in a Japanese arcade.

The election situation is over. Ya'll had 2 people to choose. You're either happy with the one that's in, OR you'd prefer the other one that ran. Now, about what that ONE that is in is actually doing..... what HAS ALREADY been signed? What is NOW in effect?

And what control/recourse/influence do you all have, over what is pending?

Alpha, here you go:

NEWFOUNDLAND DECLARES WAR ON THE U.S.A.

President George Bush was in the Oval Office wondering which country to invade next, when his telephone rang.

"Hallo, President Bush" a heavily accented voice said. "This is Archie, up ere at the Harp Seal Pub in Badger's Cove, Newfoundland, Canada eh? I am callin' to tells ya dat we are officially declaring war on ya!"

"Well Archie," George replied, "This is indeed important news! How big is your army?"

"Right now," said Archie, after a moments calculation "there is myself, me cousin Harold, me next-door-neighbor Mick, and the whole dart team from the pub. That makes eight!"

George paused. "I must tell you Archie that I have one million men in my army waiting to move on my command."

"Holy jeez," said Archie. "I'll have ta call ya back!" Sure enough, the next day, Archie called again. “Mr. Bush, the war is still on! We have managed to acquire some infantry equipment!"

"And what equipment would that be Archie?” George asked.

"Well sir, we have two combines, a bulldozer, and Harry's farm tractor."

President Bush sighed. "I must tell you Archie, that I have 16,000 tanks and 14,000 armored personnel carriers. Also I've increased my army to one and a half million since we last spoke."

Lard T'underin' bye", said Archie, I'll be getting back to ya."

Sure enough, Archie rang again the next day. "President Bush, the war is still on! We have managed to git ourselves airborne! We up an' modified Harrigan's ultra-light wit a couple of shotguns in the cockpit, and four byes from the Legion have joined us as well!"

George was silent for a minute then cleared his throat. "I must tell you Archie that I have 10,000 bombers and 20,000 fighter planes. My military complex is surrounded by laser-guided, surface-to-air missile sites. And since we last spoke, I've increased my army to TWO MILLION!"

"Jumpins," said Archie,” I’ll have ta call youse back."

Sure enough, Archie called again the next day. "President Bush! I am sorry to have to tell you dat we have had to call off dis 'ere war."

"I'm sorry to hear that" said George. "Why the sudden change of heart?"

Well, sir," said Archie, "we've all sat ourselves down and had a long chat over a bunch of pints, and come to realize dat dere's no way we can feed two million prisoners."

CANADIAN CONFIDENCE CANNOT BE SHAKEN!

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Hookturnr said:

Hopefully, after it's all said and done, if nothing else.....and I just about mean NOTHING else, I won't find myself driven out of the glorious USA to Northern Mexico...er...Canadia....whatever you canuckians call it up there.....

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We go'ch y'er back, Jack!

You're catching on, Veer.

Take a step back,,,,,,,, breathe,,,,,,,, whistle a tune, pour a few fingers,,,,,, hell, spark up a doobie if that's what ya'lls into. Point is, like everyone's been saying for however long regarding the media and talking heads on tv.... they's just words.

It's when Bills are put forth, and Executive Orders are actually signed,,, that is when the boxes come into play.

To put it into some context,,,, some things going on in the forefront of the media are just damned-near unbelievable. Both with your government AND with ours.

And you choose which box it is, that needs playing at that time.